Because of the unfortunate accident of the West Memphis High School Gymnasium in West Memphis, Arkansas burning to the ground which would have been the site of Monday Sloptro, GX has announced that they will do a special one time only showing of GX Thursday Blunder from the West Memphis County Park in West Memphis, Arkansas. Here are the results from last nights Blunder:
GHarb77 Interview
GHarb77 came out and bragged about his GX World Unified Western States International
Campionship Title Gold win at SLOPvivor Series: Smelly Game. He then said
he was going introduce his woman that helped him at Smelly game. Out came
IceWolfX69 with a I Love GHarb77 Shirt (24.95 plus 4 dollars S&H) and
immediately started embracing and kissing GHarb77. GHarb ORDERED her to
settle down and she knelt by his feet. Before GHarb could continue Charisma93
came out. Charisma got on the mic and called IceWolf a dirty bitch and challenged
her to a match. IceWolf grabbed the mic and said she would fight Charisma
TONIGHT which got massive applause. GHarb then grabbed the microphone and
screamed at IceWolf to shut up. IceWolf started crying as she upset her
man. GHarb said that she will not fight his ex wife. He did say that a mixed
tag match could be set up for tonight. He told her to get a partner from
the back and meet her in the main event tonight. He put a stipulation too.......No
Alimony for a month if she loses.
G Incgnito vs. Sammo Hung
G got control early with a spin kick and lariat which sent Sammo to the
outside. He leaped over the top with a Plancha. He tossed Sammo back in
and missed a cross body. Sammo took control with kicks to the thigh, legs,
stomach, and a jump kick to the head. Sammo went for a palm thrust but G
reversed it into a Fujiwar armbar. G then rolled out of the ring, threw
his hands in the air, and walked away. G walked to the back sulking....
Sammo won the match by countout.
Folepack Interview
Foleyite came out very happy and DOASkull and W46578 were tagging along
with Jobber4WCW not to far behind. Jobber4WCW had a Folepack T-Shirt on.
Foleyite immediately got on the mic and said that there was a new Folepack
member. He said this member can do things no one else can. He then introduced
MISS T0Y THE WHORE OF GX and she walked down in slutty cut off jeans and
a cut off Folepack shirt.He said that she DID do things to him last night
that he will never forget. After talking about Miss T0Y's sexual accomplishments
he said that DOASkull and W4 had to face a Mystery Team later in the night
in a non title match. He said if this pathetic mystery team could beat those
Folepack members <pointing to DOA and W4> that they can have a tag
title shot at SLOP Bottom. Foleyite then said he still had business with
AAisWAR and DaveyDog30. He said that DaveyDog attacked him at Smelly Game
and AA had used illegal tactics to help make Foleyite lose the match. He
said he challenged both those guys to a Tag match where Jobber4WCW and Foleyite
take on The Neck Cybers. Then the two masked men who have been attacking
Davey and AA lately came out. Using a voice box to hide their true voices
they said that they wanted to make the match with Folepack and Neck Cybers
a three way dance. Folepack accepted and then DaveyDog30 and AA came on
too the newly built GODWINNTRON and said that they will definetely accept
a fight with the two teams. AA then said he will make all of you feel what
POOPDICK really feels like.
MrPerfectn Interview
Perfect came out and said he wanted to kick SUDS ass right here and right
now TONIGHT. SUDS came on the GODWINNTRON and said, "perrf u r a fag
u cant beet me ashole but i wil let u try fust u got to beet boy george
in a singles match tonaght then u can fase me at slup botom in a handecap
match betwen me n david lee roth versuss perf du fag by fag" Perf agreed
to the match with Boy George later tonight.
DOASkull and W46578 vs. Mystery Team
DOASkull and W4 came down showing off their gold. When they got in the ring
a Isuzu Trooper drove down the ramp. The windows were tinted so no one could
see inside. Just then the door started to open and some wacky music started
up. THE GO SEE CAL THEME SONG!!!! THEN A LUNATIC MEXICAN JUMPED OUT THE
BACK!!! IT'S CAL WORTHINGTON AND CRAZY GIDGEON!!!! They opened up the back
of the Isuzu Trooper and out jumped their dog Spot. Immediately they started
tossing appliances into the ring from the back of the Trooper. DOA and W4
had already retreated to the apron.
Gideon chased the Folepack members back in the ring where Cal Worthington smashed DOA in the head with a stereo speaker. Gideon went on the top and performed the Psycho Splash on DOA. Then Cal caught W4 with a VCR to the face. Gideon put a dishwasher door on top of a fallen W4 and performed the Psycho Splash and made the cover for the 123. Crazy Gideon and Cal Worthington get a tag title shot at SLOP Bottom.
Norman Smiley vs. DesDev
Both men shook hands in the middle of the ring and the match was underway.
After 2 minutes of trading minor submission holds and takedowns, DesDev
got the upper hand with a Swedish Leg Sweep. Des then hit a powerslam and
followed that up with a piledriver. Des hit a swank elbow ffrom the top
and followed that up with juji-gatame submission hold. Norman being a master
of all submissions and anal knowledge was able to counter the juji-gatame
into a fujiwar armbar. He then clotheslined Des down and hit his double
underhook backbreaker. Norman then went for his cross face chicken wing
but Des made it to the ropes which caused Norman to dance his ASS TAPPING
PORN DANCE. Norman threw Des out of thering and missed baseball slide. Des
took advantage with a suplex on the floor which was followed by a piledriver
on the floor. Des rolled back in the ring and Norman slowly got up and only
could do a woozy ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE. As Norman got back in the ring
Des took control with a double ax handle from the top. He irish whipped
Norman into the ropes and followed that up with a massive lariat. He signaled
for the Rosiebuster and Busted Norman right on his head. Des scored the
pinfall.
MrPerfectn vs. Boy George
Boy George attacked Perfect before the bell. Perf ducked a right hand and
dropkicked George out of the ring. Perf ran against the ropes and leaped
over the top with a Tope Con Hilo. He rolled George back in the ring and
pinned him easily 123. SUDS and David Lee Roth then ran down and Roth had
a pair of those KILLER (tee hee) pants he wore in the "Jump" video.
Roth and SUDS double teamed Perf. SUDS then reached in his tights and pulled
out a HE MAN doll and proceeded to bash Perf in the face with it. Perfect
again was rendered a bloody mess. David Lee Roth then pulled out a copy
of his autobiography (you know he has a lot of those lying around) and smashed
Perfect in the face with it. Perfect was strechered out. SUDS then said,
"like mah gecko paynts thate beeting wuz rad".
MaskedMen vs. Folepack (Jobber and Foleyite) vs. The Neck Cybers
Foleyite and the larger masked man started out. The larger masked man dominated
Foleyite until Foley gave him a low blow and a facebuster. He then tagged
Jobber4WCW in and Jobber immediately got pummeled. The large masked man
with a BBQ Stained Shirt tagged in the smaller masked man with the wildlife
scene shirt.The smaller masked man layed the boots to Jobber who was still
down from the pummeling he got from the larger masked man. As the small
masked man launched a horribly pathetic offense he ran away to The Large
Masked man as Jobber got up. Jobber then tagged to AA who jumped in but
before he could lock up THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. Two car lights could be seen
going towards the ring. The lights went on and then CAL WORTHINGTON AND
CRAZY GIDEON APPEARED. With a Car Bumper in Cal's hand and a 13 inch TV
in Gideon's hand they both entered the ring and destroyed the 6 men. Cal
then called for his dog Spot (a hippo) and on his back was a number of appliances.
A Washing Machine was set up in the middle and they double DDTed Jobber
on it who Foleyite had sacrificed as he ran away. The ring was cleared and
the crowd was chanting "GO SEE CAL!!! GO SEE CAL!!!".
GHarb77 and IceWolfX69 vs. Charisma93 and Mystery Partner
Gharb came out with his pal BackIsDrk and IceWolfX69. After they got in
the ring Charisma got out on the mic and asked if they could make this tag
match a 6 man and Drk could be on Harb's team. Harb said that he is such
a nice ex-husband that he will let it happen. Then "Dude Look Like
A Lady" struck up and The Neck Cybers walked out and they were ready
for battle. The match started out in a pure brawl with everyone in the ring.
Charisma was chasing around IceWolf who was running away. She leaped into
the ring and Charisma followed her but Harb grabbed his ex wife and threw
her over his shoulder which allowed Ice to clothesline her from the top.
Davey and AA gave Harb there second finisher "Poopdick Pullout"
(Double Springboard Dropkick). Then the two masked men ran down and the
larger one started choking out Davey with the BBQ shirt. The other one tackled
AA's ass behind his back. Then the CAL WORTHINGTON AND CRAZY GIDEON RAND
WON YET AGAIN. They first bashed Drk with a Stereo and then clobbered Davey
and The Large masked man with a Refrigerator Door. After that they unmasked
the large masked man and revealed it to be GUNN!!!!!! Then CAL hit Harb
with 5.9% Financing and a Down Payment of 1500 which knocked Harb right
out. Then Gideon grabbed The Small Fragile Masked Man and unmasked HIM!!
It's YURI (as if anyone didn't already know)!! Gideon proceeded to stuff
Yuri into a microwave and set it for 20 minutes. At the 5 minute mark the
microwave exploded and Yuri was dead. Gideon then got on the mic and screamed,
"WE STOCK THEM DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP TO SELL THEM CHEEEEEEEP." which
got a massive ovation. Ice had already run away and charisma was still knocked
out from that top rope clothesline. The show ended right there.
Look SLOPPY NIGHT HEAT this Sunday on the GX Entertainment Board!!!