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Monday Sloptro comes to you live from GX's home town of Bitters, Arkansas. Tonight is a special night. Tonight, GX has announced that a brand new title will be introduced. It will be the GX Intercontinentally Challenged Title. GX also announced a new commentator in WCWSchvnne.

GHarb77 Interview
Gharb came out with IceWolf and Drk. He got on the stick and said that he has just been informed by the GX Executive Booking Commitee that he must face AAisWAR at Royal Stumble for the GX World Unified Western States International Championship Title Gold because AA pinned him at SLOP Bottom. GHArb went on to say that he shouldn't be fighting some gay tag team jabronie. Right after that happened "Dude Look Like A Lady" struck up and out came The Neck
Cybers. Davey got on the mic and said, "AA, I believe he called you gay".
AA took the mic and said, "TES he did call me gay".
Davey took back the mic and said, "That may be true honey. But the fact of the matter is he can't call you a jabronie. Harb, let's have a little challenge. Charisma and I versus you and IceWolf. AA needs to train for his big title match so I will be doing the wrestling for this team".
Harb accepted and so did IceWolf. Davey the announced to the crowd he got a semi over that.

It was then announced that a Four Corners Texas Death Match would determine the NEW GX Intercontinetally Challenged Title.

SUDS Interview
SUDS came out with David Lee Roth and said that Perfect "is a fag" and tried to attack him in the back. SUDS said that he has a challenger for Perf and introduced Dee Snyder. Dee Snyder ran down the ring Ultimate Warrior style, shaking the ropes and jumping around. Perfect ran down to the ring and the brawl was out of control from the start. Dee Snyder got out the ring and Perf jumped over the top rope with a Twisting 180 Bodyblock. Snyder had cool
makeup on from all his GLAM Twisted Sister music videos. They went up in the crowd and into the aisle way. Snyder piledrived Perfect through the SLOP stand. Perfect came back and threw Dee over a pile of chairs. He tossed Dee into a wall and dropkicked him. GX cameras lost them as they went to the back of the arena. Roth ran up to go fight too.

Folepack Interview
Foleyite announced that he is participating in the Four Corners Texas Death Match for the GX Intercontinentally Challenged Title. Foleyite asked the other Folepack members to come out. DOA, W4, Miss T0Y and the newest Folepack members PONCH and Baker. Foleyite said that he is dissapointed in some Folepack members. He said when he gets dissapointed bad things happen. He said that W4 and DOA lost his belts. He signaled for PONCH and Baker to beat the
shit out of them. They obliged and beat the crap out of them. They headbutted them with there helmets and rendered them both bloody with their nightsticks. Foleyite screamed, "YOU DISSAPOINTED ME BOYS AND NOW YOU CAN GO DISSAPOINT SOMEONE ELSE". DOA and W4 were out of the Folepack.

Norman Smiley vs. Rick Parka
Before the match it was announced that this was Rick's last match. The crowd went nuts. Norman Smiley dominated the match. Rick only got a face rake in the match. Norman demolished Rick with his Magic Bodyslam. 3 ASS TAPPING PORN DANCES were showcased during the match. Norman eventually slapped on the ASS TAPPING PORN LOCK for the victory. After the match Dee Snyder and Perfect came down to the ring fighting. Roth wasn't far behind. Perfect
powerbombed Snyder through a table. He did a moonsault from the top to the outside which the crowd went nuts for. David Lee Roth ran at him but Perfect scooped him up for a Death Valley Driver. Sloptro went to commercial while Perf was screaming, "SUDS GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU BASTARD!!" ala Terry Funk.

GUNN (w/ SOP's) vs. Jobber4WCW (w/ Folepack)
With each stable on each side the match began. GUNN dominated the match early with a offense that must have been taught to him by Dutch Mantell. After a vertical suplex and bodyslam GUNN went to the top for a flying elbow. GUNN missed and Jobber took advantage. Jobber DDTed GUNN and hit a moonsault from the top. Jobber then dove out of the ring on too the SOP's. Jobber got back into the ring but GUNN caught him with the BBQ Cookout (Sleeper Hold).
T0Y jumped on too the apron and distracted the referee while Foleyite bashed GUNN with a chair. Bibby jumped on the apron and pured some "BEEYA" down GUNN's throat while T0Y was distracting the REF. GUNN rose up and slapped the BBQ Cookout on Jobber once again. Both stables ran in the ring and the brawl was on. PONCH took his nightstick and put it roght through Yuri's head killing him.....dead. Paramedics escorted Yuri's lifeless body out of the
ring. Just then the mystery man from SLOP Bottom came and courted T0Y again. T0Y being the not so smart woman she is was confused. Foleyite started brawling with the unknown man. Kenickie and Bibby pulled Foley off him and KENICKIE smashed Foley in the face with a ELMO doll. PONCH and Baker came over and started brawling with them. They brawled to the back and GUNN and the unknown man were left in the ring. Yuri ran down and talked to the unknown
man. Yuri revealed him as Hovis8 and asked him the inevitable question.

Yuri: "Hovis, I know you go WTF whenever people call you a SOP. WE CAN HUNT DOWN GX AND TAKE THEM OUT!! ONE BY ONE THEY CAN BE OURS!! JOIN US HOVIS WE CAN'T DO IT ALONE BUT TOGETHER WE CAN RULE SUPREME!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY??"

Hovis8: GX are a bunch of idiots, I'll join the SOP's.

Boos went through the arena. Foleyite ran in and dove off the top on all three men. He threw Hovis over the top and gave him a SLOP DROP on the floor. Miss T0Y came over and asked him to stop. Foleyite yelled at T0Y. While he was arguing GUNN came from behind and put him in the BBQ Cookout. T0Y was kicking GUNN to no effect. PONCH and Baker ran down and put the nightsticks to GUNN eventually making him release the hold. Hovis and Yuri gave PONCH and
Baker low blows while GUNN got up and gave them double DDTs. Davey and AA ran down and brawled with the SOP's which caused KENICKIE and Bibby to run down. Jobber was not far behind and neither was DesDev who immediately went after KENICKIE. A huge brawl ensued and it took 5 minutes to eventually break up. GUNN had AA held while Yuri went for the ass tackle. Yuri missed and instead bouncced off GUNN.

5 of the 20 participants of the Royal Stumble were introduced:

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GUNN
Yuri
Norman Smiley
Foleyite

Sammo Hung vs. G Incgnito
G no showed once again. Sammo wins by forfeit.

Davey and Charisma (w/AAisWAR) vs. Gharb77 and IceWolfX69 (w/ SatanicIsDrkseiderTracr)
Davey and Harb started out the match. Each traded submission holds before Harb hit the first big move which was a piledriver. Davey got thrown into the ropes and met Harb's feet as a dropkick sent him flying over the top. Ice dived off the apron on too Davey. AA pulled her off but Drk came from behind with a back suplex on AA. Davey threw Harb into his corner. He tagged to Charisma who punched Harb in the face which caused minimal damage. IceWolf ran
in but missed the dropkick. Charisma gave her Ocean Cyclone Suplex and went up top. Harb shook the ropes and Charisma fell on her clitoris. AA screamed "ORAL STIMULATION OF THE VULVA OR CLITORIS????". Charisma shook her head painfully as a response. IceWolf superplexed her off the top. The GX Womyn's champion was in pain. Ice tagged to Harb who dropkicked Davey who was coming in. Davey went to the outside and Harb jumped over the top with a plancha.
AA grabbed Harb and gave him the PATENTED POOPDICK PILEDRIVER on the outside. Charisma saw this and got a worried look on her face when she saw her Ex-Husbands status. IceWolf came from behind with a reverse brainbuster getting the pin on the GX Womyn's Champion. The Neck Cybers rolled Harb into the ring and gave him the Double Felatio Death Dive. IceWolf ran over and jumped on Davey's back. Drk went on top to dropkick Davey from the top but Davey
ducked and he hit IceWolf. Charisma was still woozy.

Foleyite vs. DesDev. vs. DrkIsBack vs. SUDS in a Texas Death Match for the GX Intercontinentally Challenged Title

Foley and Drk started out. Foley brawled his way over to SUDS corner and tagged him in. SUDS clotheslined Drk out of the ring. SUDS ran against the ropes but Foleyite grabbed him by the hair causing him to fall down. Drk tagged out to Des who ran in but met a rm drag from SUDS. Des retliated with a drop toe hold into a headlock. SUDS popped out the backdoor (tee hee) and put him in a half crab. SUDS tagged in Foleyite who elbowed SUDS and then put
Des right back into a half crab. Foley threw Des into the ropes and gave him a hurracanrana for the 1...2...3. Des had a 10 count to get back to his feet. Des got back up at the count of 2 and gave a back suplex to the gloating Foleyite. Des threw him against the ropes and press slammed Foley and eventually threw him into Drk. Des tagged to SUDS and Foley tagged to Drk. Drk slammed Des. Perfect then ran down with a chair and blasted SUDS cranium.
Roth ran down the ramp after Perfect. Since a Texas Death Match has no rules it was legal. Roth pulled out a Nintendo System and smashed Perfect in the head with it. Perfect was yet again a bloody mess. In the meantime SUDS was unconcious and Drk pinned him 1...2....3. SUDS has ten seconds to get up. He was unable to respond to the ten count and SUDS was eliminated. Harb ran down to be at ringside for Drk. AA ran down and started to brawl with SUDS.
Des came from behind and gave Rosiebuster to Drk and pinned him 1..2...3. Drk didn't respond to the 10 count and he was eliminated. Harb and AA brawled to the back. Foley and Des were left and they traded submission holds for a few minutes. Foley ducked a clothesline and powerbombed Des. He scored a pinfall right there. Des responded to the ten count at 6. Foleyite tried to jump off the top with a cross body but Des caught him. He gave him a fallaway
slam. He went up top and hit a flying splash. Foley was pinned. Foley got up at the count of 7. Des went out of the ring and grabbed the ring bell. He jumped off the top rope with it hitting Foley straight in the noggin (noggin hee hee). Des went for the Rosiebuster but Foley slipped out and gave him a German Suplex but only got a two count. KENICKIE and Bibby ran down. Kenickie and Bibby stood around ringside. Foley went for another German Suplex
but Des elbowed his way out. Des went for a German Suplex of his own but Foley elbowed his way out of Des's attempt. KENICKIE jumped on the apron and tried to hit Des with the ELMO DOLL but Des ducked and he hit Foley instead. Des scooped up Foley and gave him the Rosiebuster. Des covered and pinned Foley. Foley could not respond to the ten count. Just then the "GO SEE CAL" theme song started up and the show ended right there. THOSE BASTARDS HOW DARE
THEY END THE SHOW WITH THE NEW TAG CHAMPS MUSIC STARTING!!!