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**NOTE: I am on a shitty Macintosh right now and this keyboard's letters are really bunched together so I am predicting a lot of spelling errors. Even more then usual, Sorry.**

Monday Sloptro comes to you live from the Hot Springs National Park in Arkansas.

Sloppy Night Heat footage

Footage of Sloppy Night Heat is shown. They show what ahppened when Sloppy went off the air. They show Cal Worthington and Crazy Gideon run down the ramp with a huge Bengal Tiger. They take a toaster and wallop AA and Char with it. Then they bash AA and Drk with a VCR. They follow that up by DDTing IceWolf on a DVD Player. All 6 are bleeding profusely while Yuri runs down and starts to make out with a knocked out Charisma. Cal and Crazy then tell
the Bengal Tiger to maul poor Yuri. Yuri is ripped to shreds while the crowd goes nuts with happiness. Yuri's limbs are strewn alll over the ring. Cal's Bengal Tiger better known as his "dog Spot" starts eating Yuri's puny testicles. Crazy Gideon picks up a arm and begins taking a bite out of that. THESE MEN ARE CRAAAAAZY!!! Crazy also humps the turnbuckles too.

Folepack Interview
Foleyite comes to the ring with the "Folepack Whore" Miss T0Y and the rest of the faithfuls of the Folepack. Foleyite gets on the mic and proclaims that he has a special announcement. Foleyite has some new Folepack members that will get rid of Cal Worthington and Crazy Gideon. He's not going to announce them now because he is going to save them for SLOP Bottom. Now he is going to address the DesDev situation. He said that the match is a "loser
must watch a episode of Rosie match". There is no way in hell he is going to watch a episode of Rosie. Rosie is like Kryponite to him. Except it infects his penis and testicles. It makes them shrivel and break. It makes them non functional. It makes them impotent which means he cannot penetrate Miss T0Y. It means that he can't get felatio from T0Y. It means he can't get his genitals clamped by Miss t0Y (say what?). Foley said he will fight his heart
out to win.

MrPerfectn vs. Ronald Reagan
SUDS brought Ronald Reagan out to face Perfect. He said to make him suffer like the Economy did when he was in office. Of course Reagan didn't even know what a economy is (didn't know back then either). he doesn't even have a sense of direction anymore. Reagan was just mindlessly babbling, "Nancy? Nancy? Nancy?". Reagan stumbled into the ring were Perfect kicked him in the stomach and gave him a fisherman suplex for the pinfall victory. Suds then
called for David Lee Roth who ran down and bashed Perfect in the head. SUDS took ot a Pet Rock and rendered Perfect a bloody mess by smashing his head with it. Perfect was left in the ring blood and battered.

Norman Smiley vs. La Ricka
A unknown man in a La Parka mask ran down the entrance way and I guess was Smiley's opponent. Smiley immediately dropkicked La Ricka and slapped on the ASS TAPPING PORN LOCK. La Ricka submitted within seconds. Norman was declared the winner and Ricka slowly slide out of the ring. Norman celebrated with a ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE.

GHarb66 or 88 WHATEVER Interview
GHarb came out with Drk and IceWolf and showed of his GX World Unified Western States International Championship Title Gold. GHarb said that tonight he had a match with Jobber4WCW for the Title. He said that it is pathetic that the GX Booking Commitee has sent a JOBBER to face him for the World Title. He followed that up by saying that IceWolf had a match with Mags tonight and if she didn't win in under 15 seconds he will BREAK UP WITH HER.
IceWolf cried at the very thought and knelt down praying to god that doesn't happen. Drk got on the mic and said that he has a match with AAisWAR tonight. He said that the Patented Poopdick Piledriver may be painful but he has been through pain. He has had his account taken away 1826412984 times. No matter what AA does nothing can stop the TOS King.

G Incgnito vs. A Bag of Popcorn
G got control early on the bag of popcorn with a dropkick and a front facelock. G went for the Salinas Pepper but again walked out of the ring for the Countout. The bag of popcorn was declared the winner. G was shaking his head and looked depressed as he walked away.

BackIsDrk (or whatever he is now) vs. AAisWAR
Drk got the advanteage early with a series of dropkicks which eventually sent AA over the top and out. Drk hit a Springboard PLLLLLLLLLLLAAAANCHAAAAAA and went to work on AA who was laying on the ground. He sent AA flying into the guardrail. AA got on the apron and hit a springboard shoulderblock into the ring. He put Drk into a abdominal stretch. AA went to work on Drk's stomach with kicks and a elbowdrop. AA sent Drk flying stomach first into
the turnbuckle. Drk got a suplex on too the ropes Stomach first. AA threw Drk against the ropes and hit a knee to the gut. AA went up top for a flying splash but Drk rolled out of it. AA got up slow and met a spinning heel kick by Drk. Drk went for his top rope back suplex finisher which he calls TBDITMA (The Bitch Did It To Me Again) but AA turned in mid air for a cross body on the injured stomach and pinned Drk 123. GHarb ran down with a chair and
walloped AA with it. Davey ran down, ducked a chair shot but was kicked in the back by Drk and then recieved a chairshot from Harb.

IceWolfX69 vs. DrkECW PE
IceWolf came down the ramp very confident. Mags came down and a giant "UGH!!!" echoed through the stands as she made her way to the ring. The bell sounded and IceWolf walloped Drk with a right hand which knocked Mags cold. IceWolf put her foot on Mags chest and the ref counted 1...2...3. Ice won the match in 4 seconds. A new GX record. Mags was busted open from the leathal blow. IceWolf continued to beat on Mags as she couldn't find a personality
to help her. No one came down the ramp to help Mags. Gee, I wonder why.

DesDev vs. DOAskull
DesDev was in control for most of the match. He executed a impressive press slam into a gut buster. DOA had minimal offense but did get a top rope missle dropkick in during the match. DesDev eventually won with the Rosiebuster. After the match CAL WORTHINGTON AND CRAZY GIDEON RAN DOWN. Worthington put DOA on his shoulders while Cal came off the top with a a Top Rope Assisted DDT. DOA was knocked cold.

Jobber4WCW vs. GHarb77 for the GX World Unified Western States International Championship Title Gold.
Jobber took control early and even went off the top with a flying lariat. Jobber was fired up but missed a cross body which sent him over the top. The Folepack made there way down. They helped Jobber back in the ring. DesDev made his way down. BackIsDrk and IceWolfX69 made there way down. Neck Cybers and Charisma93 came down. Yuri and Gunn then came down. GHarb was in control and set Jobber up for the SLOP Cold Stunner. Foleyite told T0Y to jump
in the ring. T0Y jumped in, removed her tanktop and bra and started doing topless jumping jacks. Harb was staring and smiling but IceWolf ran in, grabbed T0Y by the tits, and therew her out of the ring. Jobber rolled Harb up for the near fall. Harb then performed the SLOP Cold Stunner and won the match. Then everyone ran in a and a huge melee of violence ensued. Then the "GO SEE CAL" theme song blasted across the speakers. Cal and Crazy ran down.
With a dumpster full of appliances they took out each person in that ring and disposed of them in the dumpster. Except for Yuri who they killed by putting him in a dishwasher and setting it to TURBO DEATH!! Yuri was clean and the semen was finally out of the fibers of his sweat pants. But he was dead too. The show ended on that note.