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Sloptro is live from the Jefferson Memorial High School in Hope, Arkansas.

A video montage is shown for the Gigantic Penis Battle Royal, here it is.

"Big <a shot of Ron Jeremy's penis> Profitable <a shot of a PORNO video>, and downright entertaining <shot of Peter North doing a money shot>. TONIGHT ON SLOPTRO THE GIGANTIC PENIS BATTLE ROYAL WITH:

Don Fernando at 5 and a half inches (the underdog)
Ron Jeremy at 8 and one quarter inches
Sean Micheals (PORN star not the wrestler) at 7 and a qurater inches
Buck Adams at 6 and 3 quarter inches
Micheal J Cox at 6 and 3 quarter inches
Sammo Hung at 7 and a half inches
WWFGdfthr at 7 and three quarter inches
WWF DLO at 6 and a half inches
Norman Smiley at 8 inches
Peter North at 9 inches
WWFThrashr at 8 inches
and RON JEREMY at 9 INCHES!!!!

I can't wait for that battle royal.

The Neck Cybers Interview
AAisWAR and DaveyDog30 come out and demand to know when the GX Tag Team Championship Titles will be decided. The GX Commissioner Uncle Cletus comes out and says they will be decided tonight in a Triple Threat tag match between The Neck Cybers vs. Folepack Representatives DOASkull and W46578 vs. JimmyXCite and ANTISTEVIE.

G Incgnito vs. RickyardoX
G seized control early with a series of forearms and dropkicks. Rick sprawled outside the ring which allowed G to perform a running somersault plancha. Rick layed outside the ring. G went up top for a Big Splash outside the ring but Rick moved out of the way. Rick rolled G back into the ring and gave him a Press Slam followed by a legdrop. a pinfall attempt only got 2. Jobber4WCW came to ringside to taunt Rick. Rick was distracted and G was able
to give him a German Suplex for the 1....2....3 and the win. Jobber then ran to the back as a pissed off Rick ran right after him.

GHarb77 segment
GHarb77 is shown at his house with his new found friend BackIsDrk. He is getting ready for his BIG date with IceWolf.

GHarb: Drk, since you got back on AOL I want you to come along with me on my date.

Drk: Oh Harb you know I will just mess things up.

Harb: No no no please come along Drk, I need someone to watch my back I guess.

Drk: I dunno, I ain't got anything to wear

Harb: Not to worry I took care of it <shows Drk a killer Purple Poleyester Suit>

Drk: Oh man that rules I guess I'll go along

BOBHOLLY1 Interview
BOBHOLLY1 said that since Pelley is gone that he will have to go it alone from here. HOLLY then said that he will start a stabe called "The SLOP Squad" which gives underpushed wrestlers a chance. He said he will start recruiting next week on SLOPTRO.

GHarb77 Segment
It shows GHarb getting his limo ready. Harb asks Drk to be the driver. Drk is very angry but reluctlantly accepts.

Charisma93 Interview
Charisma called out Miss T0Y for bashing her head with a dildo last night on Sloppy Night Heat. Charisma then said if she wants to get dirty then let's make the title match at Smelly Game take place in a pit of Jello. T0Y agrees and then they gratitutously fight and breasts pop out which causes the crowd to chant "WE LAKE DEM TEETS".

GHarb77 Segment
They pick up IceWolf and she is shocked he got her a limo. She says no man has gone farther then a Gremlin to pick her up. He hands her a bouquet of flowers and she says, "A DOLLAR NINETY NINE!!! DAMN YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT!!!".

She notices Drk and questions why he is here. He tells her to not even bother asking.

Foleyite (with DOASkull and W46578) vs. Jobber4WCW
Match doesn;t even get under way before RickyardoX runs down the ramp and bashes DOA and W4 with a chair. Jobber and Foley beat on Rick and take turns hitting him with chairs. They give Rick a spike piledriver on a chair and then shake hands. Jobber goes to the back and Foley has a satisfied look on his face.

Folepack Interview
W4 first screams into the microphone, "SPEAK TO ME DOUBLE U FOUREYERS!!!!!!" which is greeted by a chorus of boos. DOA then gets on the mic and proclaims Foleyite the REAL leader of GX. Foleyite then grabs the mic and points to a injured Rick walking to the back. He claims that he made a example out of Rick and he will make a example out of anyone who gets into his way. He then informs us that after DOA and W4 win the tag belts tonight and he
wins the championship title at Smelly Game that the Folepack will be the number one stable in all of GX. He says he has no clue who the mystery opponent is but he should get through him without any trouble. Foleyite then says if he has to meet up with his friend DesDev then so be it. He says that Des and him may have wresked havoc at Rosie Chat many times but he will pummel him if they face regardless of their past.

GHarb77 Segment
GHarb is shown eating with IceWolf at "BILLY JOE'S FRYED CUKIN" in Hope, Arkansas. IceWolf says there is no reason he needed to take her to such a fancy place. Harb then suggests they dance. She agrees and they hit the dance floor. The fiddles are playing and the banjos are strumming but more importantly Harb is getting ready to dance. The Arkansas crowd who have come to dance start square dancing.

Lead Singer: Now take your partner by the hand, and doe see do across the land, and one by one swing around....

Triple Threat Tag Team Title Match (Elimination)
Neck Cybers vs. Folepack (DOA and W4) vs. JimmyXCite and ANTISTEVIE
AAisWAR starts out with DOA and after two minutes of exchanges DOA tags in Jimmy. Jimmy still has that injured anus from Sloppy Night Heat don't forget. AAisWAR goes right after the injured area with a atomic drop and kick straight to the ass. He tags in Davey who Powerbombs him ass first. Jimmy squirms to his partner ANTI who runs in only to be met with a dropkick. Davey tags in W4 who talks to his hands and gives ANTI a flying shoulderblock. W4
tags in AA who comes in and gives ANTI a brainbuster. AA gives ANTI a low blow followed by a inverted atomic drop. AA tags in Davey and they perform the "Felatio Death Dive" for the 1...2....3. DOA runs in and gives a big boot to Davey. DOA follows it up with a clothesline which send Davey to the outside. DOA hops over the top to the apron and performs a running cannonball off the apron. DOA hops back in and tags W4 who press slams Davey and sets him
up for the big splash. Davey lifts the knees and rolls over to his partner AA. AA cleans house with rights and lefts and throws DOA out of the ring. AA follows that up with a Asai Moonsault. Davey gives a hurrancanrana to W4 for a 2 count. W4 is spin kicked out of the ring and Davey leaps over the top with a running no hands plancha. Just then two masked men run down. One is very small and wearing sweat pants and a mask while the other one has
Wranglers and a BBQ stained shirt with his mask. One hits Davey with a BBQ Chicken Leg and the other tackles Davey's ass. They then knock him out with a chair. They roll him back into the ring and W4 makes the cover for the 1...2...3. NEW CHAMPIONS THE FOLEPACK!!! Who were those masked men?

GHarb77 Segment
GHarb excuses himself to go to the bathroom. Just then three NECKS come up ans start hitting on IceWolf.

Neck#1: HEY BAY BEE WANNA DO WHUT MAH CUSIN DOES UHICK?
Neck#2: LEYTS GO BACK TO MAH TRAYLAH OK?
Neck#3: LEYTS JUS HAVE A LITTAH FUN, I AINT GOT LAID IN 7 MUTHS.

Then GHarb comes back and both IceWolf and Gharb clean house on the necks. The band plays Dueling Banjos and the fight is on. A wild brawl with plenty of redneck violence ensues.

Gigantic Penis Battle Royal
The Participants:
Don Fernando
Sean Micheals
Micheal J Cox
Ron Jeremy
Buck Adams
Sammo Hung
WWF DLO
WWFGdfthr
WWFThrashr
Peter North
Norman Smiley

A casket was wheeled out next to the ring before the match started and no one knew what was up with that casket. Buck Adams is eliminated first by Jeremy after Jeremy used his gut to bump Adams over the top. Sammo Hung and Norman Smiley eliminated each other and brawled all the way to the back. They are really going to go at it when Sloppy Game comes around. WWFThrashr eliminates Peter North after nailing him with the YAP (spinning leg lariat). WWF
DLO was eliminated by Peter North. Jeremy eliminated Fernando after throwing some of his chest hair into his eyes. Sean Micheals eliminated Micheal J Cox after Cox's hands started shaking and it was revealed he had Parkinson's. Cox was thrown over the top while being distracted by the shaking hand. Micheals was eliminated by WWFGdfthr after Micheals was distracted by his hoes. WWFGdfthr and WWFThrashr eliminated each other.

North and Jeremy were left. Just then the casket door opened and a person with a dark cloak over their body levitated into the ring. The person took off the cloak to reveal JOHN C HOLMES!!!! Holmes then made short work of Jeremy and North and was declared the winner of the Gigantic Penis Battle Royal. Holmes then went back into his casket and was wheeled away.

 

 

Remember to PPV Smelly Game this Sunday.

Smelly Game will be LIVE from the Little Rock Civic Center.

Here is the bracketing one more time

BYE GHarb77
BYE DaveyDog30

AAisWAR
DOASkull

G Incgnito
MrPerfectn

Mystery Opponent
Foleyite

DesDev
BOBHOLLY1

The finals will be a Triple Threat No Rules Hell In A Hogpen Match with special guest referee HENRY GODWINN!!!

Other matches:

RickyardoX vs. Jobber4WCW **If Rick loses he is GONE from GX**
Charisma93 vs. Miss T0Y in a Tub O Jello Match
Sammo Hung vs. Norman Smiley