Sorry for the delay and I thank GHarb for posting the Monday Sloptro EXTRA results. Here are the Sloptro results for last night.
Monday Sloptro
Bitters War Memorial
Monday Nov. 30th
Folepack Interview
The Folepack came out in full with Foleyite leading the way and W46578
and DOASkull bringing up the rear. W4 screamed into the mic, "SPEAK
TO ME DOUBLE U FOUREYERS!!!!" which got a negative response. Foleyite
got on the mic and said that the Folepack is going straight to the top and
anyone that gets in their way better move because they are not letting them
get to the top. Foleyite then whips out a chart showing how the Folepack
cannot be roadblocked
to the top since mathmatically there is no way they can actually go around
the path to the top if someone gets in there way because of a narrow road
to the top. DOA then handed him another chart (Jim Ross: BUSINESS IS ABOUT
TO PICK UP!!!) showing that it would be very hard if they were to climb
on each others shoulders and look at the top and possible jump over the
person who is stopping them from the top.....
Then "Dude Look Like A Lady" blasts on the speakers and out comes DaveyDog30 and AAisWAR. AA said that he is pissed the Angels didn't get The Big Unit and his pubic lice but he will vent his frustration on the Folepack. Then Peter North comes out and says he will be the tag partners of Davey and AA. A 6 Man is then scheduled for later.
RickyardoX vs. WCWSchvnne
As we already know if Rick does NOT beat Jobber4WCW at SLOPvivor Series:
Smelly Game then he is out of GX forever. WCWSchvnne starts out with a "full
arm drag and twist" and then a sidewalk slam which was actually a spinebuster.
Rick then reversed a "for the ride" (irish whip) and followed
up with a giant clothesline. As Schvnne stumbled out of the ring Rick hit
a plancha. As Rick got in the ring Schvnne started yelling at a fan telling
them,
"Shut up Brain" and "You lame brain" which ended up
in a countout. Leader of GX GHarb77 came out and reminded Rick he may have
got lucky but he still has to beat Jobber4WCW at the PPV.
GHarb77 Interview
GHarb said that he is going to sue IceWolfX69 for Sexual Harrassment unless she doesn't go out on a date with her. IceWolfX69 then came out and said she would answer her on Sloptro Extra. It looked like IceWolf had some hideous facial surgery done. (NO DAMNIT NO!!! - Jim Ross)
Norman Smiley vs. BladeWKO (with WKOPelley)
Not even close as Norman scooped up Blade for a tombstone allowing Blade to get a manly whiff of Smiley's enourmous black genitals. Blade was then put in a ankle lock submission and immediately gave up. WKO ran away in fear of the real Sexual Chocolate.
MrPerfectn vs. BOBHOLLY1
MrPerfectn started out with a koppo kick which stumbled BOBHOLLY to the
outside and Perf followed up with a Tope Con Hilo. Perf then started a flurry
of forearms on Holly and followed up with a rolling elbow (tm Misawa). Perf
then ran against the ropes only to be met with a dropkick. HOLLY then gave
Perf a powerbomb followed by a big splash. Then out of nowhere a rather
scruffy looking guy with 1988 Reeboks and Acid Washed jeans ran down the
ramp
of the Bitters War Memorial. IT'S SUDS!!!! (HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!! -
Jim Ross) SUDS took off his shoes and beat both men with the shoes. SUDS
got on the mic and said, "perf u r a fag" and then beat him with
a Alvin and The Chipmunks Cassette. It was ruled a No Contest.
DesDev vs. G Incgnito
DesDev gives a brainbuster to G and follows up with a rolling senton for the victory. G got some offense in early but Des was too good for G.
DrkIsBack vs. WKODankind
Drk was making easy work of the small and frail Dankind when the rest of the WKO come down and interfere for the DQ.
Charisma93 Interview
Charisma comes out to model new "GX Cologne for men and Au Toilette
Flushey for women". GX cologne can be ordered at 1-600-Granny-RIP for
only 20 dollars plus 3 dollars shipping and handling (sent over Pony Express).
Charisma then gets on the mic and calls Miss T0Y a bitch and says she is
too scared to fight. Miss T0Y comes down the ramp and the fight is on. Breasts
pop out everywhere (Good lord my mama just fainted - Jim Ross) and the horny
fans in
the jam packed Bitters War Memorial start chanting, "WE WANT MOH TEETS".
GX Merchandise Ads
The New GX Video series was featured as they showed the 6 new collectors
videos. Foleyite already pointed out the 3 first videos but the three new
ones are "Godwinns Shoot Interview Footage" that was aired back
in April. "Down With DaveyDog30" is a new video that follows DaveyDog
around for a whole day. Watch Davey fall asleep during a Advanced Calculus
lecture. Watch Davey drive to 7-11 and buy a PORNO mag. Watch Davey go online
and pick out the
next videotapes to buy. Watch DaveyDog inconviently run into his ex-girlfriend
in the elevator and get all nervous then get a erection for no reason. The
final video is "History Of GX Part 1". This chronicles the early
years of GX when GHarb's boredom turned into the most popular faction in
all of sports. This starts from the first post of "I'M BORED"
to DaveyDog's first post to DOASkull's first post to DesDev's first post.
Truly stunning stuff.
DaveyDog30, AAisWAR and Peter North vs. The Folepack (Foleyite, DOASkull, and W46578).
Match starts with all 6 men getting into it with the Folepack gaining
control. After DaveyDog reverses DOA's irish whip he delivers a spinning
heel kick which causes DOA to spill to the outside. After order is restored,
AAisWAR is in the ring with W4. W4 goes for a flying shoulderblock which
connects. W4 then snarls and growls and then grabs the mic and screams,
"This exuberant team has no interpreted factual chance to consolidate
my strengths
and savor my trustworthy practices at DOUBLE U FOUREYER UNIVERSITY!!!!!".
AA then gives a kneelift to W4 during his speel and tags out to DaveyDog.
Davey puts W4 into a reverse chinlock as W4 talks to his hands. W4 manages
to escape and tag in Foleyite. Davey gets the advantage on Foleyite with
a kick followed by a vertical suplex. Davey then tags in Peter North. North
enourmous yet flacid penis is outlined through his spandex pants and is
extremely
noticeable. North works over Foleyite and then asks Foley, "You want
my dick?". Foley sprawls over and tags to DOA in fear alone. DOA low
blows North and then is able to give him a piledriver. DOA goes off the
top with a flying fistdrop. DOA whips North into the ropes but he is able
to tag in AA as he is bouncing against the ropes. DOA misses a clothesline
and AA attacks him from the back. All hell breaks loose and a violent meelee
ensues with all 6
Men. W4 press slams Davey but misses the big splash. North slaps on the
STF on a prone DOA but the familiar position reminds him of his PORNO career
causing him to get a erection. He gets up with a giant lump in his pants.
The Ref sees and thinks it is a illegal object and immediately Disqualifies
the team of Davey, AA, and Peter North. Then Ron Jeremy, Buck Adams, Sean
Micheals (the PORNO star not the wrestler), Micheal J. Cox, and Don Fernando
all
run down and beat on Peter North. Jeremy gets on the mic and challenges
the male PORN stars to a battle royal next week. Sammo Hung, WWFTHRASHR,
WWFGodfthr, and WWF DLO say they want in the battle royal too because they
have giant weiners too. It's signed and next week on Sloptro we will have
a gigantic penis battle royal.
A GREAT show!!! I can't wait till next week. Next Post will involve Sloppy Night Heat.
Remember at Smelly Game that there will be a 8 man Tourney for the GX World Unified Western States International Title Gold. No one has been announced yet for the tourney.
Also RickyardoX will face Jobber4WCW and if he doesn't beat him he is
kicked out of GX.
Check out Sloptro Extra that GHarb posted earlier today.