The show starts with WKO porn music blaring throughout the speakers.
All of the WKO members come out with their leader WKOPelley. Pelley grabs
the microphone. "You know, I'm sick and tired of that doody head DrkIsBack
trying to upstage me. If DrkIsBack has any guts at all he'll face me in
a loser leaves AOL match."
Suddenly, Drk's theme plays to the audience: There's all the great people
with Drk screen names, and then there's me!! Drk pulls out his picture of
SweetLdyCt and quickly clears the ring. He says, "I except your challenge,
you will rest in Slop!!!"
FIRST MATCH: JimmyXCite VS G incgnito
Fast tempo in this one. Jimmy said "Damn" a lot as the Masked
Poster worked him over in the corner. Merogal13 and Jenna Von Oy made their
way to ringside. Merogal hit Jimmy in the nads as Jenna Voy inexplicably
hit G Incgnito with a with a Joey Lawrence CD.
Jim Ross: I can't believe somebody actually bought that CD!
SECOND MATCH: GHarb77 VS Jobber4WCW
Harb's them music plays: "What does Everybody Want?" Crowd:
Harb!! Theme: What does everybody need? Crowd: Harb!
Harb beat the hell out of this Jobber for most of the match. With every
move he would say to the crowd, "That's for my girlfriend IcewolfX69."
IceWolfX69 walked out with a mic and said, "Okay Harb, I'll do it."
In his excitement, Harb ran to the locker room and was counted out. Winner:
Jobber4WCW by countout
IceMan316X Promo:
"You know what pisses me off? GX. GX is a bunch of <bleep>, and
I think they should go <bleep>, <bleep>, until their <bleep>
fall off.
MissT0Y comes out wearing a red evening gown. MissT0Y: Charisma93, I want out match at Sloppy Games to be an evening gown match. Do you have the guts to be stripped by a T0Y?
MAIN EVENT: WKOPelley VS DrkIsBack
Drk took control very early. He pounded Pelley and made him look like
a fool with his "GX Guide to Witty Insults" that he brought with
him to ringside. Drk backed Pelley into the corner. WKOPelley: Please, I
don't want this to get personal. Pelley lunged at Drk but nailed guest referee
Chris Burke by accident. WKOBlade came in and the two of them tried to corner
Drk. BOBHOLLY1 came into the ring to help Drk. Pelley and Blade wanted none
of
HOLLY and ran outside. HOLLY helped up Drk and then..............he clotheslined
Drk!! HOLLY took off his GX shirt to reveal a WKO shirt underneath. HOLLY
helped up the referee and Pelley was given the victory. A sad moment as
DrkIsBack is no longer a member of AOL.
Jim Ross: Damn you BOBHOLLY1!! Damn you!!!