GX Monday Sloptro
04/19/99
Live from AG Hall in Allentown,Pennsylvania
[GHarb77 and Foleyite are seen backstage.]
Foleyite: "I asked you to protect Davey. Where were you? Was there
a WWF Womens title match on?"
Harb: "I'll make it up to you. Aaaaah want..aa"
Foleyite: "That's not gonna cut it anymore. You can help Des out tonight
for starters. Now if you'll excuse me,I have something to do."
Harb: "New boy ...come back,Foley! You know you want to sing along."
GX Intro
Foleyite Interview
Foleyite: "I was hoping that I would be able to hand this new..slightly
uglier but new GX World title I had made to Davey tonight. Well, Davey will
be out of action for quite a while after what transpired last night. So
without further adue, your new GX World champion DrkIsSOP."
[Drk entered the ring,snatched the new belt from Foleyite and threw the old one to the floor.]
Drk: "Foley,you piece of trash. I bet you went to class today wearing this belt and said "Uhhhhhh hey AG? How do I look with the GX belt on?" And she probably said "You look like a jackass." 'cuz that's exactly what you are. Basically,I think you want to be the GX champion yer damn self. Isn't that right?"
Foleyite: "I would suggest.."
DrkIsSOP: "If you people want to see Drk-Foleyite here tonight,gimme a :)"
The match was set. WCWSchvnne called it the biggest blockbuster on TV ever. FUSS wandered off to watch a CBS soap opera.
Intercontinentally Challenged Champ DesDev vs. RyanLandof1,000Dances
(With Benny Bibby)
Before the match, Des stated that his feud with Rosie was far from over.
He also went off on a tangent about Kevin Gross,for some odd reason. Bibby
and Ryan then entered the arena clapping American Male-style. Des missed
a clothesline,and Ryan hit Des with the Ry High for a very close two-count.
Ryan went for a slam,but Des raked the eyes and followed up with the Rosiebuster
for the pinfall win. Following the match, Bibby and Ryan double-teamed
Des until Harb came to his rescue.
GX Womyns champion Miss T0Y vs. IceWolfX69
T0Y came out with her STD partner Jade and asked the crowd if they were
"ready for some fellatio." As T0Y turned around, Ice gaaaaaave
her a belly-to-belly suplex. Meanwhile,Charisma93 came from the back and
began chasing Jade around the ringside area. Ice then used old skool heel
tactics by tossing Cheeto dust in T0Y's eyes,and followed up with a German
suplex.
T0Y landed on her feet and hit Ice with the Superkick From Hell! as she
turned around to get the pinfall win. Jade entered the ring to escape from
Charisma, and Charisma was hit with a T0Y Superkick From Hell! as she entered
the ring. T0Y then dropped the title on Char's face and dry-humped her.
Fans were outraged until they realized that a woman was dry-humping another
woman.
Logan86121 vs. MrPerfectn
Before the match,Logan got on the mic and reminisced about girls in Cinderella
outfits and Nitro's RATTTTTTTINGS in 1996. Perf sprinted to the ring with
a belt and began whipping Logan as WCWSchvnne said "somebody should
have whipped that boy in a woodshed long ago,you rotund demon." Perf
dominated the match and signalled for the Perfectn-Plex. To the crowd's
surprise, he debuted his new move "The Final Fantasy" (Meltdown)
for the easy win. Perf
grabbed a mic and bashed Jerry Lawler and demanded another shot at the GX
World title.
JimmyXite vs. BAHUMUTH
BAHU never even showed up for the match. Jimmy wins by forfeit and brags
about his new position in GX afterwards. Mr. ANTI then appears on the GodwinnTron
yelling "WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT ANTI?" The camera on the GodwinnTron
then panned down to reveal that ANTI wasn't wearing any pants and was covered
in chocolate. Jimmy: "Ehh..I don't know this guy,folks."
GX World champion DrkIsSOP vs. Foleyite
Drk entered the ring to Iggy Pop's "Why Was I Born",along with
Masked A's Hat Wearer and the SOP Posse, and recieved some cheers from the
crowd. Lutair13 screamed "You go Drk! GX IS THE CAUSE OF RAPE AND MURDER!"
and Drk nodded approvingly. Foleyite then entered the arena with every member
of GX besides G Incognto. Foley ducked several Drk clotheslines,kicked him
and scored with a facebuster for a one,two,nope. Foley then went for the
Slop
Drop,but Drk rolled out of the ring. Both men were quickly counted out.
The fat Sting fan once again attacked Foleyite at ringside,and the injured
Davey and Perfectn began brawling with Drk into the crowd. DOAskull and
W4 came to blows and took their fight to the back,as Bibby and Ryan did
the same with MekZhaoyun and KaneRobot. GHarb then went nuts on the Masked
A's Hat Wearer screaming "I KNOW ITS YOU G!!! I KNOW ITS YOU!!!! I
KNOW ITS YOU G!!! I
KNOW ITS YOU!!!!!!"
[Fade to black.]