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MrPerfectn Interview
Perf: "THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! I beat Suds and I'm still not moving up on the card. Everybody knows that I should be the GX World champion. Everybody in that god damned trough knows that I'm the best there is,the best there.."

[DrkIsSOP and GUNN appear on the GodwinnTron.]
Drk: "Boo hoo,Perf. I'm lazy,ugly,disrespectful among other things, so just consider yourself lucky. You want your shot,fine. I'll put my title shot at "Bound for the Floor" on the line tonight. Me and you."

[DaveyDog30 appears at the top of the entrance ramp.]
Davey: "Perf,you talk about not getting what you deserve. Drk, you talk about your pathetic existence. It really don't make a damn."

GUNN: "DAVY U R A NIGGER U NEVER EVEN SHOWED UP TO FACE ME AT SLOPPAMANIA AND I SHOULD HAVE UR WORLD TITLE EVER SINCE I DESTROYED AA AT THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY IF U SMELL THE BBQ CHICKEN"

Davey: "Fine. We'll make it a four-way dance ..tonight. Because all three of you are pussies AND I'M ..GONNA...PERFORM CUNNILINGUS!!!

GX Intro

Foleyite vs. "Handsome" Steven Hovis in a "Bachelor Pad Brawl" Match
Foleyite slowly entered Hovis' bachelor pad looking both ways for the husky Hovis. As Foley made his way to the TV, Hovis shut the door and nailed Foley in the back of the head with a lava lamp. Hovis then whipped Foley into his groovy aquarium, sending shards of glass and water all over the place. Hovis set Foley up for a powerbomb onto the glass,but Foley countered with a sunset flip for a near-fall. Foley then leapt up to the ceiling,grabbed
onto Hovis' disco ball and executed a hurracanrana on Hovis for another near-fall. Foley dragged Hovis to the game room,where he broke a pool cue across his back. Hovis climbed atop his pool table and Foley soon followed him with a copy of "How To Meet Chicks" he had found on the floor. Foley swung the book at Hovis, but The Handsome One ducked and pushed Foley off of the pool table. Luckily,Foley landed on Hovis' key lime green beanbag chair and was
able to dropkick Ho as he leapt from the table. Foley set Hovis up for the Slop Drop,but Hovis countered with a Stunner and dragged Foley to the kitchen where he used Cheese Nips, Ho-Hos, Zingers and Crisco on The Right One. Out of nowhere, DesDev crept out of Hovis' bathroom and hit Hovis over the head with a bottle of Brut. Foley recovered and gave Hovis a double-arm DDT onto a crate of hot dogs for the pinfall victory. Madonna and Penny Marshall
arrived and attacked Foley & Des shortly thereafter and blamed them for the lack of success of "A League of their Own."

MekZhaoyun & GX Womyns champ Charisma93 vs. FAT Thomas & Jade Zhaoyun
The STD came out practically nude with their big "surprise" IceWolfX69,who took Jade's place in the match. Mek responded to the "surprise" by throwing soda cans at the STD's heads to a huge pop. Ice and Char started things off and soon T0Y and Jade joined in,attacking Charisma, as Mek and FAT T Bone brawled to the back. T0Y,Jade and Ice grabbed the mic to gloat about their dominance over Char. Ice: "yanno kicking Char's ass is always
fuuuuuuuuuuuun,but I never liked you either." Ice then belly-to-bellied T0Y as Char came to and ripped Jade's clothes off. Schvnne talked about the upcoming Drk-Davey match the whole time and FUSS was yelling "doNt TeAsE me PleAsE mE"

GHarb77 (With JimmyXite) vs. Benny Bibby (With Ryan58963640692560262666)
The psychotic Harb wasted no time in kicking Bibby's mid-section and attmepting the Slop Cold Stunner. Unfortunately, he could not hook Bibby's pumpkinhead properly to execute the move and Bibby gave the Rattleharb a low blow from behind. Bibby then went for the Ching Chow Pa, only to wrapped up with a Harb inside cradle for a two-count. BAHUMUTH and the Renegade Promotion emerged from the crowd with a mic. BAHU: "Foleyite, you want us on your
programs but won't even say Cole's Crew and acknowledge the competition? Ricky Fuji would not be pleased." BAHU and the Renegades chased Jimmy to the back with Super Soakers filled with dirty water,as Harb clotheslined Bibby. Suddenly,the Masked A's Hat Wearer entered the ring,and Harb stunned him to a huge pop. Harb unmasked him to reveal Dave Stewart! A second Masked A's Hat Wearer entered the ring only to be stunned and unmasked: Lance
Blankenship! A third entered,only to be stunned: Mark Henry! A fourth stood at the top of the ramp pointing a bat at Harb as Harb screamed: "G I KNOW THAT ITS YOU YOU UNDERCOVER SOP. AFTER I BEAT YOU THIS SUNDAY CHARISMA AND I WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER. AAAAHHH!!!!!!!" Harb forgot the match was still going on,and Bibby rolled up Harb for the 3-count. Damn.

GX World champion DaveyDog30 vs. MrPerfectn vs. DrkIsSOP vs. GUNN
GUNN and Davey started the match off,and GUNN dominated Davey with a Sid-like offense. GUNN slapped on the BBQ Cookout,which Davey countered with a side suplex and followed up with a NECKbreaker. Perf entered the ring next and knocked GUNN to the outside with a dropkick, and Drk and Davey began brawling. ROMER91 came from under the ring and broke a bottle of Bullseye BBQ Sauce over GUNN's head and the two brawled into the crowd. Perf then gave
Drk and Davey a noggin-knocker and hit Drk with the Perfectn-Plex. Davey broke up the pin attempt. Perf tossed Drk to the outside and and after avoiding a Death Valley Davey,hit Davey with the Perfectn-Plex. Logan86121 emerged from the back and attacked him with a chair as nude pictures of minors with the words "Tradition bites" written across their chests fell from the ceiling. Logan and Perf brawled to the back,leaving only Drk and Davey. Drk
ducked a series of clotheslines and slapped on the Carpal Tunnel Claw only to be kicked in the crotch. Daevy then set up for the Death Valley Davey,but Drk slid down the back and DDTed the champion. Drk called to the back and SOP member W46579 came out with a guitar. Drk: "Throw it to me,you damn Lennon wannabe!!! HURRY!!!!" WCWSchvnne reminded us that W4 joined the SOPs because that's how he felt Davey would have wanted it and speculated on W4's
train of thought or lack thereof. W4 tossed the guitar into the ring and it sailed over Drk. Davey caught the guitar and smashed it over Drk's head and pinned him for the three-count. Davey grabbed his GX belt from ringside and tried to do the old Undertaker pose but collapsed as JOCK injuries prevented him from doing so. W4 looked pissed that he and Davey wouldn't be able to parody the Kane/UT angle and walked to the back visibly annoyed.

[Fade to black.]