GX Monday Sloptro
Live from Bitters Pink Triangle Garden in Bitters,Arkansas
03/22/99
Backstage Footage
"Knock knock,Mr. Bookerman." [Foleyite is seen hurriedly pulling
his pants up] "WHAT..DAMMIT Incognto" "Ok ok, I thought of
something else. Jimmy's been gone for a while. I can take his place in the
tag match!" "NO!" ""Can I ref a match?" "Well,no.
I have refs assigned for every match except Drk/Harb so..ah crap."
"THEN IT'S SET! I'll ref Drk/Harb at Sloppamania! G'S GOIN' TO SLOPPAMANIA!"
"Ok,G. Now please leave so I can ..uh....uh,hehe." "Is
that a picture of Mek's sist.." "OUT!!!!!!!"
GX Intro
MrPerfectn came to the ring unannounced to a huge pop. "King Diamond? I AM CALLIN' YOUR GLAMMER ASS OUT." King Diamond comes to the ring to a mixed reaction,and is berated by Perfectn who calls Mercyful Fate "trash" and claims that Diamond is trying to steal his thunder. "This is MY world,King. The Suds feud is MY feud. If you don't understand that,there's only one thing left to do." Perfectn threw his brand-new!!! "MrPerfectn: SOPs MACE me sick" T-shirt into the crowd and squared off with Diamond. Just as the two were about to lock horns, Diamond stepped back and tore away at his clothes revealing a GX T-shirt. Perfectn and Diamond gave the crowd a crotch-slop to an enormous pop.
Crazy Gideon/Cal Worthington vs. The Godwinns Promo
Two hardcore teams. One hardcore event. Three hardcore pronography magazines
in their dressing rooms. Fourteen bags of hardcore narcotics to prepare
these men for a battle that will be so extreme...so hardcore...it will be....INSAAAAAAAAAANE.
"Don't go messin' wit da country boys..country boys...country boys..."
SLOPPAMANIA TAG TITLE MATCH MARCH 28,1999
DaveyDog30 Interview
FUSS: "what do u think the biggest misconception that aolers have of
daveydog30 you fee fruit in the bax"
Davey: "That I'm a ....sick person. FUSS, there's plenty of reasons
to hate me. I just don't want people to hate me for my looks, personality,size
of my penis,choice of drink,favorite television miniseries or rumors."
FUSS: "davy wasnt like the other naopy head roach boys he embraced
sex with jock sluts and drugs"
Davey: "I was 15 years old and we were playing a game of "Tap
That Drunk Cheerleader Ass" which...may even be an Olympic sport these
days. And in leaping for one of the cheerleaders,her clitoris hit me in
the chin and I spunked all over the place. Someone said 'ah,that's just
fake semen',but then saw the open penis from which the semen was flowing.
JOCKs are running from me...and...I was loving it. Because I'd finally found
something I could do better than anybody else...CUNNILINGUS. It was the
first time in my life I felt I had a calling in life,and I followed it right
down the line."
FUSS: "davy u chicken in the blanket money do pookeye fisheye fool
are u retiring"
Davey: "Is that what this interview's about? It's not about your concern
for me ... obviously. It's about my reaction..to that question..on your
camera..isn't it? If it's all the same to you,I won't dignify that question
with a response."
Foleyite (with Jobber4WCW) vs. "Handsome" Steven Hovis (with
Miss T0Y) in a "Smell in the Cell" Cage Match
Hovis attacked Ite before he had a chance to enter the ring and threw the
back of Foley's neck into the cell repeatedly,as Jobber screamed like a
woman. Hovis then dragged Foleyite into the ring where he executed a devastating
powerbomb,setting up for Hovis' splash from the second turnbuckle. Hovis
leapt off of the second turnbuckle as Foley moved,and was soon on the recieving
end of Foleyite is Right hands. Foley took Hovis to the outside,where he
slammed the cell door on Hovis' head and whipped him into the steel haybales.
Foley then began to climb the cage and leapt off of the cell onto Hovis,who
caught him and hit him with a spinebuster on the cement floor. Hovis slingshot
Foley into the cage,and blood trickled down Foley's face as he held on to
the cell and began climbing to the top of the cage. Miss T0Y began climbing
the opposite of side of the cell,as Hovis trailed right behind Foleyite.
Hovis,Foley and T0Y were now all standing on the top of the cell. Foleyite
charged Hovis,but Hovis ducked the clothesline,kicked Foley in the mid-section
and threatened to throw him into the broadcast table at ringside. T0Y began
pleading with Hovis,saying this was going too far,but Hovis shoved her aside
as he prepared to toss Foley off of the cell's roof. T0Y gave Hovis a low
blow to a huge pop. Foleyite then confused the crowd by winking at T0Y and
saying "You didn't have to do that. We all know you kiss my ass where
it counts." T0Y then pushed Foleyite OFF OF THE ROOF OF THE CAGE INTO
THE BROADCAST TABLE 15 FEET BELOW. (WCWSchvnne: "FOLEY IS BROKEN IN
HALF! MAH GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! SIDEWALK SLAM GREATEST SUICIDAL
DIVE OF SOME SORT SLOPTRO EVER!!!!!!!!") The crowd went absolutely
nuts as Jobber checked up on Foley and Hovis and T0Y climbed back down.
As
Hovis and T0Y groped each other in the ring and celebrated, MekZhaoyun entered
the cell and squirted lotion into Hovis' eyes and clotheslined him to the
floor. (Mek to crowd : "FAT guys with WHORE girlfriends aren't fresh!"
Mek's sister JADE then strutted down the aisle and began arguing with Mek,as
a FAT JOCK emerged from the crowd. Mek went after the FAT JOCK with a Space
Flying Tiger Drop to a GIGANTIC pop. Foleyite did a kip-up on the outside
to the amazement of the crowd and ran back into the ring. Miss T0Y attempted
the Superkick From Hell! on Foleyite,but he ducked and JADE went down hard.
Foleyite grabbed T0Y by the hair and tossed her to the outside,and Slop
Dropped the blinded Hovis for the 3-count. Blood poured from Foley's face,as
he did the patented Mick Foley "Heehee,I like pain face" on the
close-up.
IceWolfX69 Interview
IceWolf: "Charisma, you 16-year old wannabe smart cunt slut hooking
GX whore. Yanno at Sloppamania,I've got you in a dildo-on-a-pole match.
You would be used to that,being a CSG lapdancing cunt and all. Why don't
you tell your little GX buddies to tie their penises around their heads
to wear as a hat,champ. And soooooooo you're the GX Womyns champion? Well,in
the words of Metallica "so fuckin' what."
[Suddenly, what appeared to be a GIANT DILDO poked through the curtains
of the entranceway. A peach tank with "SLUTMOBILE" written across
its sides made its way down the aisle with Charisma in the driver's seat.
Char stopped the tank and leapt off of the tank into the ring with a flying
clothesline on IceWolf469 where the two tore at each others clothes for
several minutes to chants of "SHOW YOUR TITS" "OH GOD,NEVERMIND."
"EIGHT-TIES SWEAT-PANTS
<clap clap clap clap clap> and "WE WANT CUNNILINGUS".]
KaneRobot vs. Benny "The Iceman" Bibby
Bibby got his share of cheers,as he hasn't wrestled a Sloptro in quite some
time. Before the match,Kane got on the mic and said he'd be glad to take
Jimmy's spot in the tag match (Foley/Jimmy v. Hovis/Bibby) at Sloppamania
and that tonight,he would inflict a Legacy of Brutality on The World's Most
Dangerous Tree Hugger. The match was a slow-paced,plodding affair which
saw several Pumpkin Headbutts and attempts at the Tree Hugger of Woe by
Bibby. Kane attempted to splash Bibby in the corner,but the wily Bibby moved
the ref in the way to cushion the blow. Ryan867-5309 came from the back
and tripped Kane up from behind and threw him to the outside. Bibby raised
The Slanted Eyebrow as JIMMYXCITE emerged from the crowd with the chair.
Jimmy executed the "Damn Damnanator" and left through the crowd
to a great pop. Ryan1-800-COLLECT attempted a clothesline bt was backdropped
by Kane on the outside. Kane re-entered the ring,delivered the Legacy of
Brutality Jumping Tombstone Piledriver onto the chair Jimmy had left behind
and pinned Bibby for the upset win. Members of GX came out with WWF Attitude
Clogne and wrote "SOP" on Bibby's back with it.
AAisWAR and Yuri 9186 Face-to-Face Interview
Yuri came out with the SOP Army (Masked A's Hat Wearer, DrkIsSOP,IceWolfX69,W46579,
Ryan1-2-3-4-Comeonbabymakeitlovely, KENICKIE, GUNN.) AA came out alone and
made things short and sweet. AA: "You want the GX World title. Have
it. This whole business is Sick. Fuck GX. Late." The crowd was shocked.
Yuri and the SOPs began jumping up and down as Mek Zhaoyun,KaneRobot, MrPerfectn,
DOAskull,DesDev, Foleyite,G Incognto andGHarb77 emerged from the back. Foleyite
said that if someone doesn't come out to represent Team GX in the Main Event
for the GX World title within 5 minutes of Yuri's Sloppamania entrance;
he would be given the title. Foley continued,saying he's already got his
hand-picked champion standing in this very arena right now. Yuri: "WTF
this is BS Foley just give me the belt" The Cell used earlier in the
night began to lower. Foleyite: "As far as I'm concerned, AA can quit
and do
whatever he wants. When it comes right down to the GX World title and the
biggest show of the year for GX..there's only one way for it all to go down...the
right way." Foley smiled as the cell lowered to the ground. Yuri began
rattling the cage screaming "I CANT LOSE ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
rgjargdgdfgndfjgbndfjndfjgndfjghfdjkghdfjghfdjghfdjghdfjhgfdjhgjd;fhgfdjgherugheurhtgueihgeurhguhgukfhgndfbgdfhgudfhgudfhguerhtgueytrthuehgdghidjhiortuyirtuyrtiyrtiyrtyrtyuriuetgheurhuetyuetyeuryurytuer"
as GX tied their dicks around their waists.
[Fade to black.]