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**DaveyDog30 Disclaimer: Let's just forget everything that happened since Royal Stumble. It was a dark period for Sloptro and now a new beginning will start.**

Sloptro comes to you LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEE from the GX Arena in Bitters, Arkansas with a sellout crowd of 135.

Your announcers for the evening are WCWSchvnne and Uncle Cletus.

Let's take you back to the Royal Stumble when Yuri tossed DaveyDog30 over the top and out to score the biggest upset of his career. The SOPs are in full power and tonight a huge match between Yuri 9186 and DaveyDog30 HAS BEEN SIGNED!!! It's Ambigious Gay Action at it's finest.

SOPs Interview
"The HBK of AOL" Yuri 9186 made his way down to a loud "AND THEY BUTFUCK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK" chant which made Bibby cover Yuri's ears. Yuri got in the ring and took THE STICK to have a talk. Yuri put on his Bret Hart sunglasses and wrapped a Taz T-Shirt around his body prior to speaking. Yuri said he had to look extra cool tonight because he is fighting DaveyDog30 tonight and wants to show him how a REAL MAN dresses. To prove it he went up to T0Y and started to mack on the lady. T0Y read off a script and said, "Why Yuri you look so handsome would you like to....have....sexual....inter....inter....inter."

She pointed to the script and Drk corrected her. T0Y said, "Oh I see sexual intercourse. What? With Yuri? Ewwwwwww". Yuri screamed and demanded she get back in character. IceWolf smacked T0Y and she finished the script.

"Why Yuri, you are so HUNKY in that Taz T-Shirt. I would like no other guy but you."

Yuri got back on the mic and said that is how to get chicks Yuri style. GUNN took the mic to tell everyone to visit his website a place for whites. KENICKIE took the microphone and challenged DesDev for a Intercontinentally Challenged match at Sloppamania. But he was going to later reveal what the stipulation would be. Yuri took the microphone one more time to tell everyone the SOPs were going to take
over GX and everyone will be in a online family and having cybersex come Sloppamania.

Normal Smiley vs. ANTI 4 EVR
A easy squash match for Smiley. He worked over ANTI's buttocks with Atomic Drops and ass elbows. ANTI triedto poop in his mouth but could not produce any feces because of his sore ass Smiley had been working over. Smiley saw his triumph and went into a bumpin and grinding techno version of the ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE. Smiley slapped on the ASS TAPPING PORN LOCK for the submission victory. ANTI cried as he walked to the back saying his fetish career is over.

Yuri 9186 vs. DaveyDog30 is the Sloptro main event.

JimmyXCite, Foleyite, and Jobber4WCW vs. KENICKIE, BIBBY~!!!, and "Handsome" Hovis8 (w/ Miss T0Y)
The three non-SOPs got a great reaction from the pro GX crowd (even though Jimmy is not GX). The brand spanking new SOP theme song started up (E-Mail My Heart by Britney Spears) and out came the three SOPs. The crowd was near riot as the SOPs arrogantly made their way to the ring. One drunken fan yelled, "GO BACK TO AOL YOU FUCKIN SOOOOOOPS WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!!". "Handsome" Hovis received a kiss on the cheek from T0Y as the match began. The 6 immediately started brawling in the ring. A clothesline from Jimmy sent Bibby over the top and out of the ring. Foleyite dropkicked Hovis out of the ring as well. Foleyite ran over to KENICKIE and hoisted the Rosie fan on his shoulders. Jimmy came off the top with a flying bulldog on KENICKIE. Jobber leaped off the top with a flying kneedrop on the fallen KENICKIE. Jobber went to work on KENICKIE stomping away and eventually hitting the ropes and coming down on Bibby with a somersault legdrop. As Jobber picked up KENICKIE he poked the eys which caused many fans to want to jump in the ring. KENICKIE tageed out to Bibby who elbowdropped Jobber. He started dancing in celebration of his elbow achievement. He picked up Jobber and sent him into the ropes. He ducked his head for a backdrop but Jobber caught him with a DDT. Jobber tagged out to JimmyXCite who ran in the ring after Bibby. Bibby got up as Jimmy chased him around the ring. Foley caught him by the throat as Bibby got to the non-SOP corner. He picked Bibby up with one hand and threw him through a ringside table. The crowd was in hysteria as Foley jumped down and tossed Bibby back in the ring. The drunken fan nodded his head in approval. Jimmy hit Bibby square in the face with a devastating right hand which caused Bibby to slump to the mat. Jimmy picked up Bibby for a press slam. The rowd called for Bibby's carcass and Jimmy tossed Bibster from a press slam position into the rabid crowd. Like vultures the SOP hating crowd frenzied around Bibby. Hay bails were flying and people were cheering. Foleyite was tagged in and KENICKIE blind sided him as Foley was entering the ring. KENICKIE sent Foley into the ropes and backdropped him out of the ring. Miss T0Y ran over and repeatedly kicked her former lover as he was down. Jobber4WCW jumped on the top turnbuckle and leaped off it with a flying cross body press on Miss T0Y. T0Y looked to be knocked out by Jobber's amazing high flying manuever. Hovis saw this and did not hesitate to freak out and come to the aid of his love. He scooped up T0Y in his arms and it was obvious he was crying. Hovis was screaming, "NOW I WILL NEVER AGREE WITH HER AGAIN!!! WHY??? WHY???". The corwd started chanting, "NO MORE CYBER!!! <clap clap clap clap clap> NO MORE CYBER!!! <clap clap clap clap clap>". As Hovis walked away, Jimmy went into the crowd to fetch Bibby. Bibby was bloody mess from the crowd beating the crap out of him. He tossed Bibby in the ring. Foley rolled back into the ring and hit KENICKIE with a SLOP DROP~!!!!! Foleyite said the corny phrase, "THAT WAS GX MADE!!!!". Foleyite put Bibby on his shoulders as Jobber4WCW went to the top rope. He jumped off with a flying dropkick as Bibby did a full flip off Foleyite's shoulders. Jimmy ran over to get his turn on Bibby. He picked up the Bibster for the Damninator. He hoisted him up and sent Bibby on his stomach with a perfectly executed Damninator. Jimmy covered Bib Boy Bibby for the pinfall victory. The crowd was happy as they chanted, "GX RULES!!! EVEN THOUGH JIMMY IS NOT GX!!!". Our crowd is so articulate. Foleyite ran to the outside where "Handsome" Hovis was still crying
and holding Miss T0Y. He gave Hovis a back suplex from behind which sent Hovis's head crashing on the steel. Just then IceWolfX69 ran down and clotheslined Foleyite into oblivion. IceWolf ran into the ring and hit a testicular claw on Jimmy whcich forced him to bail out of the ring. Jobber ran at her but IceWolf was able to pick up the male for a press slam. She tossed Jobber over the ropes and on too the rampway. Charisma93 ran down and the two nemises started to brawl with each other. The crowd was going nuts as Charisma was able to get the upper hand as she pounded away on IceWolf. IceWolf made a strong comeback and started pounding away on Charisma to a highly negative response. Finally it was broken up by Foleyite who dragged Charisma out of the ring. Jobber awkwardly got up and asked for the microphone. Jobber4WCW:

"IceWolf, you wanna play with big boys? How about a match against me next week on Sloptro?"

The crowd did a "OHHHHHHH" as IceWolf took the microphone. She accepted the match and the crowd applauded. Sloptro went to commercial.

10-10-321 Interview
WCWSchvnne announced that "Tough" Tom Bosley, "Jumpin" John Lithgow, and "Crazy" Carl Winslow would like to tell us about 10-10-321. Lithgow took the mic to talk about 50% off all calls over 20 minutes. The crowd let out a big "OHHHHHH" in astonishment of the big savings by only dialing 10-10-321, 1, the area code, and the number. Tough Tom took the mic to tell us about the great international rates. Carl Winslow also pointed out that state to state calls are only 5 cents. But he was interrupted when the trio of "Deadly" Dennis Miller, "Dangerous" Doug Flutie, George "Killer" Carlin representing 10-10-220. Miller grabbed the mic and gloated about 10-10-220's rates and about how every call under 20 minutes is only a buck. Carlin talked about it's fantastic international rates as well. Flutie told them that 10-10-220 donates money to the Doug Flutie Foundation for Autistic children. The 6 got in a shoving match which resulted in Lithgow slapping Miller. Miller challenged the 10-10-321 gang to a 6 Man Lucha Libre rules match later in the show. 10-10-321 accepted and the crowd was wild for this 6 Man Audio Dream Match.

AAisWAR vs. SUDS in a non title match
SUDS came to the ring alone but had with him a COLECOVISION Video Game Console. AAisWAR came to the ring to a massive crowd reaction as the GX World Heavyweight Unified Western States International Championship Title Gold Holder came to the ring. AAisWAR entered the ring only to be cut off by SUDS and thrown into the turnbuckle. SUDS ran in but AA moved out of the way and followed that up by kicking SUDS in the gut and going for the Triple P but SUDS slipped out of the ring. AA took off his belt and called for SUDS to get in the ring. SUDS got back in and poked the eyes temporarily blinding the GX Superstar. SUDS went into a headlock squeezing AA hard while flashing a Gene Simmons-esque Tongue Movement. AA sent SUDS into the ropes but SUDS hit him down with a shoulderblock. SUDS ran back in the ropes and AA hiptossed him causing SUDS to tumble out of the ring. SUDS got up furious claiming he
won't "tumble for ya". SUDS got back in the ring and hit a low blow on AA. He DDTed AA causing AA's head to bounce of the mat. SUDS went for a figure four but AA rolled him up for two. SUDS legdropped AA immediately after kicking out. SUDS gave AA a right hand which he claimed was "right out of Rocky III". SUDS went for it again but AA caught his hand, kicked him in the stomach and tossed him out of the ring. SUDS got his COLECOVISION on the apron and ran in the ring. He charged AA but AA kicked him in the stomach and hit the Patented Poopdick Piledriver on the COLECOVISION which SUDS dropped. SUDS head went through the wiring and AA covered SUDS for the pinfall victory. SUDS got up on wobbly legs asking for Pat Benatar as GX went to commercial.

GX News
WCWSchvnne informed us that on March 7th, GX will hold a huge 1 year anniversary special with a huge title defense. The next match will determine the number one contender.

GUNN vs. DesDev in a NON TITLE MATCH for the TITLE MATCH at the GX One Year Anniversary. But DesDev's GX Intercontinentally Challenged Title is not on the line ok? But Des can win the GX Heavyweight Unified Western States International Championship Title Gold at the 1 year anniversary if he wins this match. DesDev walked down the aisle with his GX Intercontinentally Challenged Title that is NOT on the line. GUNN snuck up from behind as Des was being introduced and pounded away on his on the ramp. He took a stake from the wooden fence that serves as a crowd barricade. He pounded away on Des with it as the white paint peeled away as it crashed down upon his skull. Order was restored and Des was able to get in the ring. GUNN again started pounding away on the GX Veteran. GUNN sent Des into the ropes and went for the BBQ Cookout (Sleeper Hold) but DesDev countered with a low blow. The All American from Delphi University followed that up with a AWA Style elbow drop. Des wanted to use a clenched fist but the good ol boy just couldn't find it in his heart to break rules. As Des pondered the rule book of life GUNN went to the eyes. GUNN picked Des up for a piledriver and Des's head crashed on the mat. GUNN went on the top rope for a elbow but as he jumped off Des's All American past were able to uplift him to roll over once as GUNN missed it. Des remembered when he was captain of the football team and was sacked real hard once and had to get up because they had no backup QB. Des forced himself up and gave GUNN a open hand slap to the face which staggered the REDNECK superstar. Des gave a lariat to GUNN which forced him over the top and out. Des went out of the ring and suplexed GUNN on the hard concret floor. As Des and GUNN were on the floor, KENICKIE ran down and tossed a Koosh Ball at Des. Upon impact the Koosh Ball exploded in his face. Des's face had been burned. As GUNN rolled into the ring DesDev laid on the outside squealing like piggy piggy piggy. DesDev was counted out and GUNN was declared the number one contender to AA's title at the March 7th Spectacular.

Drk vs. DOAskull
The demented Drk came to the ring to the SOP Theme Song "E-Mail My Heart". DOA came to the ring along with GHarb77. GHarb got on the microphone to inform Drk that turning on him to join the SOPs was the biggest mistake he would ever make. A few SOP jokes here and there and the whole crowd started a "SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK" chant to Drk. DOA attacked Drk from behind. He sent Drk into the ropes and sent him over the top with a shoulderblock. DOA leaped over the top rope with a running plancha. DOAskull jumped on the apron and leaped off with a running elbow. The crowd went wild as they chanted "GO OUTSIDE!!! GO OUTSIDE!!! GO OUTSIDE!!!". Drk covered his ears pretending not to hear anything. Drk came back in the ring. DOA ran at Drk but Drk hit a dropkick on DOA. He slapped on a spinning toe hold. The crowd chanted "SPINNING TOE HOLDS ARE OUTDATED!! <clap clap clap clap>". As Drk was
distracted by the crowd DOA rolled him up for a two count. DOA sent Drk into the ropes and Harb tripped him up. As Drk yelled at Harb, DOA came from behind and hit a German Suplex for a two count. IceWolf ran down and kicked Harb square in the stomach. IceWolf powerbombed her former boyfriend on the steel. Charisma ran down enraged and tackled down IceWolf and the two women rolled around like mud wrestlers. The crowd had twenties flashing as the two women's breasts were together while they were brawling. Charisma grabbed IceWolf by the hair and tossed her into the hay bails that are used for ring steps. In the ring DOA was distracted by the happenings outside the ring while Drk got up. He reached in his tights and pulled out Mr. SOPpo (Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Wrist Brace). He stuffed down DOA's gullet forcing DOA to submit to the paralyzing hold. Charisma looked at her ex-husband Harb as he was
down from the powerbomb with those bedroom eyes. She walked to the back smirking as IceWolf layed injured on the hay bail ring step.

10-10-321 Crew: "Tough" Tom Bosley, "Jumping" John Lithgow, "Crazy" Carl Winslow vs. 10-10-220 Posse: "Deadly" Dennis Miller, "Dangerous" Doug Flutie, and George "Killer" Carlin in a Lucha Libre 6-Man Tag Match. "Tough" Tom and "Deadly" Dennis Miller started the match with lightning fast armdrags and quick reversals in classic lucha libre fashion. Another series of quick roll ups and counters garnered much praise from the GX Arena. Tom tagged out to Crazy Carl as Dennis Miller tagged out to Killer Carlin. Crazy Carl pounded his chest to show his masculinity but Carlin was thinking as he poked the eyes. Carlin clotheslined the big monstrous black man but couldn't get the 500 pounder of his feet. He ran against the ropes to clothesline him but again to no avail. Carlin went up top and leaped off but Crazy Carl caught him in a powerslam. He went against the ropes for a big splash but Killer Carlin was able to roll out of the way. Before tagging to Flutie he told Winslow to tell his buddies, the thinkers about him. Carlin tagged to luchadore extrordinaire Doug Flutie as Winslow tagged out to Jumpin John Lithgow. Flutie ran in with a shoulderblock and ran into the ropes again but springed off of them with a Asai Moonsault. Lithgow kicked out at one and was on his feet quickly. Lithgow hit the ropes, ducked a clothesline and hit a spinning elbow which caused Flutie to go out of the ring. Lithgow wasted no time and leaped over the ropes with a SPINNING TOPE CON HILO much to the delight of the Arkansas crowd. The crowd started chanting "50% OFF ALL CALLS!! 50% OFF ALL CALLS!!". As Lithgow absorbed the cheers, Dennis Miller caught him from behind with a clothesline. He sent Lithgow into the turnbuckle and followed it up with a KWANG KICK. KWWWWWWWWWANG. Miller descended to the top and went for a flying cross body press but Lithgow countered with a dropkick to the stomach. Lithgow tagged out to Crazy Carl but in turn Miller tagged to Carlin. Carlin again poked the eyes of Crazy Carl and then went
downstairs with a low blow. As Winslow was bent over Carlin gave the sitcom veteran a DDT. The crowd responded with a chant of "99 CENTS FOR ALL CALLS UNDER 20 MINUTES!!! <clap clap clap clap clap>". All three 10-10-220 representatives leaped in the ring to give repeated elbow drops to Crazy Carl. George Carlin signaled for his "7 Dirty Moves" finishing manuevers but Lithgow caught him while signaling with a flying dropkick off the top. This allowed Crazy Carl to make the hot tag to Tough Tom who Rocked around the Clock by taking on all three competitors. Lithgow ran in but Flutie backdropped him out of the ring. Flutie went up top and hit a corkscrew Orihara Monnsault into a 450 with a backsplash double hell tope con hilo on Lithgow who was on the floor. Inside the ring Tough Tom sent Deadly Dennis over the top. Crazy Carl gave Carlin a belly to belly suplex as Tom went up top. "Tough" Tom Bosley leaped off the top rope on to a prone Carlin with a "Sit On It Senton Splash" for the pinfall victory. 10-10-321 Crew celebrated by calling there mommas. As Sloptro went to commercial the crowd chanted, "SO 10-10-321 IS TRULY THE KING OF LONG DISTANCE!!! <clap clap>". Nothing like a GX Crowd.

Yuri 9186 vs. DaveyDog30
Yuri came down with the SOPs (Bibby, Drk, GUNN, KENICKIE, IceWolfX69, Hovis8, and Miss T0Y). His entourage was as big as Tyson's but with a....loving heart. Not to be outdone DaveyDog30 brought a GX Entourage of his own with AAisWAR, Charisma93, GHarb77, Foleyite, Jobber4WCW, DesDev, JimmyXCite (even though he isn't GX right corwd? THAT IS CORRECT!!! <clap clap clap>). Yuri and Davey got in a stare down in the ring. Yuri slapped Davey causing the crowd to go nuts and demand a retalliation. Davey kissed Yuri and of course the crowd went crazy. Yuri was spitting out those icky germs as Davey elbowed Yuri hard in the face. Yuri went hard to the ground and it was certain that he was about to lose. Davey picked up Yuri for a piledriver causing his head to crash on the SLOP stained canvas. The crowd and GX (even though Jimmy IS NOT GX) were cheering on the mayhem. Davey tossed Yuri over the top rope but the SOPs caught him. Davey had no trouble with that as he executed a Twisting Bodyblock over the top rope and on 5 of the 8 SOPs that were on the outside. Davey grabbed Yuri and tossed him back in. Davey signaled that it was time for Yuri to die. Davey was going to do the deadly deed via a heart punch. He wound up but GUNN jumped on the apron with a chair. He ducked a Davey right hand and rammed the chair in Davey's stomach. Davey fell to the mat like a ton of bricks clutching his stomach. Yuri slowly made his way to the top rope to capitalize. Yuri flew through the air as the leader of the SOPs came crashing down on the beloved DaveyDog30 with a flying kneedrop right to the gut. A moment went as davey started to cough uncontrollably. Then the worst happened as DaveyDog30 immediately started coughing up blood. The crowd went nuts with confusion. Davey was not stopping and this blood
vomit fountain was ensuing. GX rushed in the ring and the refereee had no choice but to stop the match. He raised Yuri's hand in glory because, oh lets let WCWSchvnne call the action.

"FANS THE REFEREEE IS STOPPING THE MATCH!!!! OH MY GOD HE IS RAISING YURI'S HAND!!!! FANS, YURI HAS DEFEATED DAVEYDOG30 BY REFEREEE'S DECISION!!! YURI WINS YURI WINS!!! THE SOPS ARE IN OH MY THIS IS TRULY SICKENING!!! PARDON MY LANGUAGE FANS BUT THIS IS IDIOTIC!!!! I'M SICKENED BY THIS WHOLE ORDEAL!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!! THE GO SEE CAL THEME SONG IT'S CRAZY GIDEONS AND CAL WORTHINGTON!!!!! OH MY GOD IN THE RAFTERS IT'S STING IT'S STING IT'S STING IT'S STING!!!! PAUL WIGHT LOOK BRAIN IT'S PAUL WIGHT COMING FROM UNDER THE RING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE FANS WE ARE DEPERATELY OUT OF TIME!!!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!!!"

The show ended there.

Yuri was not killed, Yuri beat Davey, GUNN is the number one contenderr and will face AAisWAR at the Anniversary Spectacular. Truly a sad day in the history of our great sport fans.