Sloptro comes to you live from the GX Arena in Bitter, Arkansas to a capcity crowd of 1267.
Video Montage
Grainy, Black and White footage is shown of the Royal Stumble.
WCWSchvnne: <GUNN jumps on apron and grabs Davey> GUNN'S ON THE
APRON AND HAS DAVEY LOCKED IN THAT BBQ COOKOUT!!! GUNN HAS ALREADY BEEN
ELIMINATED!!! DAVEY SLIPS OUT AND NAILS GUNN!! YURI FROM BEHIND AND HE TOSSES
DAVEY OVER THE TOP!!!! <Yuri falss down exhausted> YURI WINS!!!! I
CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! A BLOODY GUNN HAS ASSISTED YURI IN WINNING THE 1999
ROYAL STUMBLE!!! <SOPs rush to the ring> I THINK I WILL BE SICK!!!!
<Yuri holds his hands up high>
FANS, THAT WAS BARNONE THE MOST SHOCKING THING TO HAPPEN IN THIS GREAT SPORT!!
Yuri 9186 Interview
The SOP theme song started up.
Yuri comes to the ring with the infamous SOPs (Drk, Bibby, KENICKIE,
IceWolfX69, Miss T0Y, GUNN and Hovis8). Yuri got on the mic and proclaimed
his Stumble win so great that GX needed to take a week off to recover. He
stated that anyone who said his win came unfairly is full of BS and should
F*CK OFF like Felix (he said it with the asterik). Hovis had his arm around
T0Y and she looked rather uncomfortable. He turned to T0Y. He asked her
why she
disappeared all week and didn't have sex with all the SOPs like he had asked.
She replied and said her goldfish died and needed time to mourn. Yuri was
convinced that she was lying but was afraid she wouldn't give him any sex
if he protested it. He said that GX had a 7 vs. 7 man tag elimination challenge
for St. Valentines Day Masturbators. He asked Hovis why they made this challenge.
Hovis replied, "Because GX are just a bunch of idiots". Major
boos
throughout the crowd for that response. Yuri said that Hovis and Drk were
to take on the Neck Cybers in the main event tonight. IceWolf got on the
mic and said that if ANYONE messes with Yuri thn they will have to answer
to Yuri's NEW bodyguard IceWolfX69. She was in a business suit and sunglasses
looking like a secret service agent with a vagina. Yuri said that recruiting
will go on for the SOPs and more people will be SOP bound by Valentines
Day
Masturbators. Camera flashed to Yuri's mom at ringside who flashed a smile
that 4 out of 5 dentists would find repulsive. The toothless wonder cheered
on her boy. Drk got on the mic next. Drk:
"I was born a SOP, I will live a SOP, and by golly I will die a SOP. I never fit with Harb or GX. These are my people, this is my sanctuary. If you don't like it......well I have one thing to say....... :("
A drunken fan yelled: "TAKE YOUR SAD FACE AND SHOVE UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SOP!!!"
Beer bottles were being thrown at the SOPs causing them to flee the ring area. A drunken fan hopped the fence and went for Yuri but IceWolf took him down and easily broke his arm as the drunken fan vomited. Sloptro went to commercial.
GUNN vs. ANTI 4 EVR
"Dueling Banjos" was played loud on the speakers as GUNN came
to the ring shirtless bearing a HUGE tattoo of a black man being hanged
with a number of KKK guys stansing around. He was wearing BBQ stained jeans.
"Super Freak" blared on the speakers and ANTI 4 EVR made his way
to the ring with a chicken. ANTI rolled in the ring and GUNN immediately
started to bash the poor perverted soul. GUNN delievered kicks to the face
among other things and tossed ANTI into the ropes and bashed him with a
lariat. GUNN toyed around with ANTI and ended up superplexing him off the
top. GUNN slapped on the BBQ cookout and ANTI immediately gave up. As soon
as the bell rang the
Neck Cybers ran down to huge crowd response. The immediately gave him the
Poopdick Pullout (double springboard dropkick) and spread his legs as they
both went up top. They dove off the top and hit the Double Fellatio Death
Dive. The NCers hopped up and looked pissed. AAisWAR grabbed the mic:
"SICK SICK SICK!!! THESE FUCKING SOPs ARE NOT TAKING THIS BELT <holds up his new GX World Heavyweight Unified Western States Internation Championship Title Gold> AND THEY ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED UP BY THE NECK CYBERS!!! WE ARE STARTING WITH HOVIS AND DRK TONIGHT!!!! WE ARE GOING TO FORM THE BEST 7 MAN TAG TEAM EVER!! YOU FUCKING SOPs WON'T REACH SLOPPAMANIA!!!"
The crowd erupted as Davey and AA yelled feverishly. They picked up GUNN and gave him a Spike Triple P and left the ring.
G Incgnito and MrPerfectn vs. SUDS and Dee Snyder
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Davey: Ok folks, Sloptro has been sucking real bad lately and I suck. I am not funny now and I don't see my humor coming back. I apoligize to all 4 of my fans and hope you understand. Sloptro is just terrible nowadays and I am not posting this unfunny shit. Until I become funny again, all Sloptro's will be canceled. Hopefully I can come back next week and be funny. But right now, I am about as funny as a Group Therapy session with the topic being rape victims. I blame it on Ex-Psuedo.