GX had it's first non-Arkansas event as Sloptro took place in Attalla County Civic Center in Mississippi. Attendance was a suprisingly high 1500 selling out the prestigious venue.
WCWSchvnne ran down that card to the Royal Stumble calling it "barnone the greatest PPV ever":
ROTATO presents the 1999 Royal Stumble: What is that SMELL?
AAisWAR vs. GHarb77 for the GX World Unified Western States International
Championship Title Gold
20 Man Over The Top Royal Stumble
DesDev vs. KENICKIE for the GX Intercontinentally Challenged Title
JimmyXCite vs. MBibby316
Foleyite vs. Hovis8
GHarb77 and friends Interview
Harb came down with girlfriend IceWolf and sidekick Drk. Harb vowed to get
revenge on The Neck Cybers and announced that a warmup Royal Stumble would
take place tonight and The NCers, Harb and Drk were entered into it. He
said some SOPs will be there and maybe some Folepack members. He then called
out DOASkull and W46579 (his new SN). He said that they deserved better
then to be casted away like human excrement that had just been pushed out
by a
kanine at a public park. He said that he needed a young and spunky tag team.
He said he needed a team that once had Gold around there waist. He said
that he needed a team that would fight to the end. He asked DOA and W4 to
find that team and they would get 10 bucks if they did. DOA and W4 looked
puzzled and said that they could be that team. Harb demanded they kiss his
feet if they were to join him. DOA and W4 said they could do better then
that and
procceded to plant those lips where "da sun don't shine". The
capacity crowd chanted "TEEEEEEETS TEEEEEEETS" because IceWolf
was there.
G Incgnito vs. David Lee Roth
As David Lee Roth came out the crowd expected G to sadly walk to the ring
afterwards. Suddenly bad Techno music started and G ran down the ring and
pounded away on David. SUDS was at ring side and was going nuts. G ran into
the ropes and gave him a monster lariat. G gave David Lee Roth a BACKDROP
DRIVER FROM HELL!!! DAvid's neck was surely broken. He made the cover and
won the match. He pulled out a video tape labeled "Dilf Comp 2 and
a half" and
carefully layed it on the ring canvas. He started bowing to it and kissing
it. He then leaped over the top on SUDS and made his way back to the ring
with his prescious video tape.
Sloptro comes back from commercial to show David Lee Roth leaving on a stretcher unconsious. It is obvious he has a severe neck injury. SUDS is near tears and is singing "Time After Time" by Cindy Lauper as he gets loaded into the ambulance.
Hovis8 vs. Sammo Hung
Sexual Yellow makes his way out with two rather OOGLY females. Hovis8 makes
his way to the ring with a cardboard cut out of Miss T0Y. Hovis8 went at
the portly Asian kickboxing superstar but was backdropped out of the ring.
Sammo went out of the ring and gave Hovis a snap suplex on the concrete
floor. Sammo got in the ring and blew kisses to the cardboard cut out of
Miss T0Y. Hovis got back in the ring
and gained control with a piledriver. He threw Sammo into ropes and gave
him a spinning elbow. Hovis piledrived Sammo into oblivion. Sammo's female
escorts jumped on the apron and started to give a striptease to Hovis. Hovis
tyrned away claiming he was a one woman man (meaning he only has eyes for
Miss T0Y). As Hovis was going into his little ditty about the Folepack WHORE
Miss T0Y Sammo rolled him up for the pinfall. Foleyite ran down immediately
afterwards with a chair. He blasted Hovis with it as Hovis was getting up.
Foley threw him out of the ring. As Sammo rolled out of the ring The whole
SOP family ran down to fight Foley. Foley retreated through the crowd and
got a unexpected positive crowd reaction. Mississippi loves it's Folepack.
SOPs Interview
The SOPs remained in the ring after Foley left. Yuri 9186 grabbed the microphone
to tell GX that they were going to be recruiting at Royal Stumble. Once
Hovis wins Miss T0Y the SOPs will finally be able to have sex. Yuri said
he has been waiting for the day that his penis may actually enter a woman's
vagina. He says that he has been on his knees begging various woman to do
it but they always refused. MISS T0Y NEVER SAYS NO!!! Yuri did a dance and
followed that up by ejaculating in his crusty semen stained sweat pants.
Bibby got on the microphone and said that immediately after this interview
he would face ANTI 4 EVR. He said that ANTI better "get his shoe salesman
ass in gear or he will give him the deadly treehugger of woe". GUNN
took the mic and called DaveyDog a nigger and AA a prick. GUNN said that
he and Yuri will be in the mini Stumble tonight. <Note, the mini-Stumble
will be for the
number 20 spot in the Royal Stumble at Royal Stumble: What Is the Smell?>.
Hovis took the mic and dedicated a song to Miss T0Y. GX TV went to commercial
before he started.
MBibby316 vs. ANTI 4 EVR
ANTI came to the ring with Jimmy. Bibby went for a Hindu arm drag but ANTI
executed a guilliotine choke. ANTI threw Bibby into the ropes a dropkicked
him out of the ring. Jimmy layed the boots to Bibby and finished it off
with a brainbuster on the outside. Jimmy tossed Bibby back in and ANTI.
ANTI winked in the camera which obviously meant another Bestiality photo
was being sent to the booker. ANTI finished Bibby off with a hurracanrana
scoring
the pinfall.
DesDev vs. JimmyXCite
Des quickly gained control of the match with a press slam and followed that
up with a senton. He threw Jimmy into the ropes and clotheslining him so
hard that Jimmy fell out of the ring. ANTI 4 EVR was on the outside giving
Jimmy words of encouragement. Jimmy was able to gain control after giving
Des a bodyslam and standing moonsault. Jimmy went up top a went for a flying
bodypress but Des countered that into a fallaway slam. Des hit the
Rosiebuster and scored the pinfall victory. Bibby and KENICKIE ran down
with chairs and bashed there respective opponents at the Stumble. Bibby
set up Jimmy for the Treehugger of Woe. KENICKIE pulled a KOOSH ball out
and tossed it in Des eyes. The small strings from the KOOSH ball scrapped
against Des's cornia's rendering him temporarily blind. Bibby came running
in executing a perfect Treehugger Of Woe on Jimmy. The SOPs ran out of the
ring.
MrPerfectn vs. SUDS Mystery Opponent
SUDS said because of G putting David Lee Roth out of action he will add
a new man to his already powerful stable (SUDS, Dee Snyder, Webster and
Gary Coleman). Out ran Anthony Micheal Hall and Perf and AMH went at each
other. Perfect was able to get Anthony out of the ring. The "It Came
From The 80's" stable huddled around him. Perf leaped over the ropes
with a twisting bodyblock. Dee Snyder no sold it and threw Perfect into
the steel hay bails
that are used for stairs (because everything is steel in wrestling). Anthony
Micheal Hall got back in the ring and hit a kneedrop suplex. He followed
that up with a AWA Style elbow. He whipped Perfect into the ropes but Perfect
countered with a ASAI Moonsault for the pinfall victory. SUDS jumped in
the ring and bashed Perf with a Teddy Ruxpin doll rendering Perfect a bloody
mess. It Came From The 80s went to work on poor Perfect.
Mini Royal Stumble
The winner of the Mini Stumble would get the number 20 spot. First participants
were Norman Smiley and Cal Worthington. Every 30 seconds a new participant
would come in. Norman did a ULTRA Fast ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE causing Cal
to be momentarily dazed. Norman nearly got Cal out of the ring but CAL had
brought a big APR Finance Payment in the ring and hit Norman with it. Norman
staggered out of the ring. In came PONCH from CHiPs next. PONCH ran
in and a huge brawl ensued with no eliminations. Next entry was Crazy Gideons.
Again no eliminations but PONCH took a huge beating. Officer BAker from
CHiPs was next. A mammoth brawl was taking place with nightsticks and discounted
appliances. Next Entry was Yuri. The four saw Yuri and leaped over the top
eliminating themselves. A Quadruple Elimination. They each grabbed Yuri
and attempted to pull him to each other. Yuri's body eventually gave way
under the pressure and his legs and arms were split from his body. The next
two entries were AAisWAR and GUNN. They brawled big time as sual. AA hit
a moonsault while Yuri was screaming in pain as he was quickle bleeding
to death. The next entry was Foleyite who on the way put Yuri out of his
misery by using one of Miss T0Y's spiked WHORE heels to drive it through
his skull. Foleyite ended up eliminating GUNN. DaveyDog30 came next and
brawled with
GUNN on the entry way and fought all the way too the back so Davey never
even made it to the ring. Davey seemed to be the last. Foley and AA were
tangling when a buzzer went off and out came GHARB77!! THE MAN WHO ORGANIZED
THIS MINI STUMBLE. HE came to the ring with Drk. Foleyite and AA were trying
to throw each other out and Harb lifted them both over the top and leaped
in victory. Another buzzer went off and out came CHARISMA93!! THE LAST
PARTICIPANT!!! She took care of Drk with a forearm shot and got in the ring.
Harb charged but she backdropped him on Drk's downed body and was declared
the winner and number 20 in the Stumble. IceWolfX69 ran in and the two started
jawing with each other. IceWolf slapped Charisma. Charisma slapped back.
The two were ready to fight, the nipples erect, the crowd pumped, the ratings
through the roof. Then the show ended.