GX
SLOP DOWN
May 12,1999
Live from the GX Arena in Bitters,Arkansas
MrPerfectn & DesDev Interview
Perf and Des came out to a huge pop and Des declared that they would end
the long blood feud between GX and the SOPs, by taking back the GX World
title. Perf then said that he's worked too damn hard for too damn long NOT
to take that World title. Des snatched the mic from Perf. Des: "Now
Perf, you don't want to make me..MAD."
WCWSchvnne: "DISSENSION IN GX!!! DISSENSION IN GX!!!!" Des: "I
wouldn't mind that World title. Then again, I already have the IC belt,
and I really shouldn't be so greedy. Nevermind." WCWSchvnne: "GX
IS STRONGER THAN EVER!!!!"
The crowd cheered and several people in the crowd threw up all over themselves.
Once again, GUNN and ROMER were seen beating the tar out of each other in
the crowd. Suddenly, DrkIsSOP and Jerry Lawler emerged from the back and
pushed Des and Perf off of the entrance ramp into a pair of tables below.
The Pumpkin Express vs. DOAskull & Foleyite
Benny Bibby and Ryan99PinkLuftballoons entered the ring wearing Micky Mouse
fanny packs and "No Fear" T-shirts. Ryan: "Idots and fobs,
GXers and SOPs, Godwinneration X..proudly brings to you..its soon-to-be..TAAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WUUUUUUUUUUUHLD..The Iceman Ben-nay Bib-bay! The 0976
Kid Bryan! THE PUMP! KIN! EXPRESS!" The intro generated HUGE heel heat,
and fans began throwing chitlins and grits at the Express. Ryan:" If
drunken hicks were
airplanes, this place would be a god damn airport." The crowd started
getting REALLY upset. At this point, they were throwing pigs and small children
at the ring, causing Bibby to scream "Why don't you hicks go listen
to some Clint Black. Now get outta my face." Foley & Skull then
entered the ring, wearing their old Folepack T-shirts, which recieved a
huge pop. Foley & Skull rushed the ring and immediately went to work
on the Express. After a series
of clotheslines, Skull tossed Ryan out of the ring. Foley & Skull sent
Bibby for the ride with a ::Vince McMahon voice:: BEEEEEEG BACK BODY DROP!
Wyngs0Gold then appeared on the TitanTron. Wyngs: "Where's Hovis! Where's
Hovis,Foley? Hee hee hee! Just like Jello, there's always room for Wyngs0Gold!
He hee hee!" Another Wyngs0Gold appeared on the TitanTron,laughing.
Foleyite ran to the back, leaving Skull to be double-teamed by the Express.
W46579
emerged from the crowd and hit Skull over the head with a pineapple. W4:
"Teaming with Foleyite???? The Folepack is dead without me,brother.
Now me and the Express are gonna give you one last chance,SOSKULL. Either
you join the SOP Army, or we kick your ROOOODY POO pineapple-eatin' ass!"
Skull gave W4 the finger and the SOPpy threesome stomped away at the brave
Hawaiian,until MekZhaoyun & KaneRobot came to his rescue. The match
was declared a
no-contest.
Mr. ANTI Promo
Michael Cole: "What do you think the biggest misconception is about
ANTI?"
ANTI: "That I'm into bestiality and fat chicks. I'd like to state that
I rape ONLY chickens. Bestiality infers that I would fuck any animal and
I'm not that desperate,baby."
Michael Cole: "You're known for being the man behind JimmyXite. Now
that he has left GX...will you fill his spot within the organization?"
ANTI: "HAHAHAHAHA ,let's hope so,big daddy!"
Michael Cole: "That leads me to my next question. Do you still have
a relationship with JimmyXite?"
ANTI: "HAHAHAHA, a relationship?!? You sick son of a bitch,Mikey!"
Michael Cole: "Friendship...relationship..you know."
ANTI: "..."
Michael Cole: "Do you?"
ANTI: "This interview is over."
STD Interview
The STD entered the ring wearing cut-off shirts and Daisy Dukes to a mixed
reaction. T0Y: "Are you boys ready for the clap? Now you boys have
wanted Charisma,Merogal and girls like us to show our tits for months now.
Well, we've got a big surprise for you boys.." The crowd went absolutely
crazy and began high-fiving each other. T0Y: "We don't show our tits
to no scrubs." Drunk Guy In Crowd: "YOU LED US ON YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH"
Merogal13, still
struggling to get over as a face, then appeared at the top of the entrance
ramp. Mero: "What gives T0Y? You're willing to whore yourself to the
booker to get pushed to a title but not woman enough to give the fans what
they want? Lucky for the fans, I'm willing to go that extra mile."
Merogal13 began stripping down to a huge pop, but since she was wearing
her goalie gear, it took her 30 minutes to get to the bra. By then, the
STD had attacked Merogal
with their "fuck me" pumps to a huge chorus of boos. Char came
to Mero's rescue, but there is obvious tension between the two face gals.
Char: "You owe me." Mero: "Fine. If I win the Womyns title
on Sunday, you'll get the first shot."
G Incognto vs. Muta4Ever
G dominated the match from the get-go,using dropkicks and armdrags. During
the match,WCWSchvnne had a shocking announcement. WCWSchvnne: "Fans,I
can't believe this. I've just recieved word from the home office in Butte,Montana
that DaveyDog30 and JimmyXite are returning to GX." As G slapped the
Salinas Pepper (Lion Tamer) on Muta, GHarb77's entrance music started up
and a Toys R Us TRUCK entered the arena. Muta tapped out and G left the
ring to
brawl with the Harbinator. Harb slammed G's head into the truck several
times, before Foleyite ran down the aisle to break it up.
Harb: "G IS the Masked A's Hat Wearer,Foley! I know it! I saw him in the locker room!"
Foleyite: "Harb, he is NOT the damned A's fan. G is on our side. If you two hadn't been so selfish, we could have gotten rid of the SOPs by now."
Harb then went into the truck and pulled out the Decaying Torso of Dana Plato and knocked G out with it. G crawled to the back.
Foleyite: "Don't you ever hit G again, you fucking Star Wars freak."
Harb gave Foley the "Rocky Maivia Eye Bulge" and the crowd "OOOOOOOHHH"ed as Foley backed off, doing the heel Ric Flair "NooOOOOOOOO!!!!" routine. Harb grabbed Foley by the shirt and held him up against the truck JOCK-style. Suddenly, the lights went out and the Undertaker's WWF music pre-Corporate Ministry started up. The Masked A's Hat Wearer appeared at the top of the TitanTron with a bat and a voice box.
Masked A's Hat Wearer: "This Sunday, there's no chance in hell that you'll finally unmask me,Harb. You and I have a feud that will echo through the ages. It'll never be over, Harb. It won't be over until I look down on your grave and it says "Here lies GHarb77, the biggest piece of crap to ever walk the Earth." Now hit MY music."
::"Ain't Nothin' But a G Thing" began to play throughout the arena::
Masked A's Hat Wearer: "Wonderful! Just wonderful! So much for instilling them with a sense of awe."
Harb: "G, YOUR ASS IS THE MOVIES OPPOSING PHANTOM MENACE. I AM PHANTOM MENACE AND I'M GONNA SMOKE YOU!!!!!"
[Fade to black.]