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Sloppy Night Heat comes to you live from Jonesboro, Arkansas.

Show starts off with clips of CAL WORTHINGTON and Crazy Gideon going nuts on Thursday Blunder. They also show Cal and Crazy stuffing Yuri 9186 into a microwave and killing him.

GUNN and YURI 9186 interview
GUNN and Yuri come out for there first formal GX Interview. Yuri gets on the mic first and says, "aaiswar u made me have a nervus breckdown now i am going to reek havic on u a and davey will both be in psicolugico help aftr this right gunn"

GUNN who is towering over Yuri grabs the mic and says, "DAVY UR A NIGGER!!!!111]" "AA UR A FUCKIN COCKSUCKER!!!111]". Just then "Dude looks like a Lady" strikes up and out come DaveyDog30 and AAisWAR. They are about to run down the ramp after them but GHarb77 and BackIsDrk jump them from behind. Harb powerbombs AA on the ramp while Davey gets DDTed on the ramp. Charisma then runs out with a chair and cleans house on the champion and Drk. But right
after IceWolfX69 comes out and the catfight is on. Yuri who is in the ring gets so excited he jizzes all over his sweat pants. Harb finally gets up and is able to hold Charisma for IceWolf who BASHES her in the mush with a chair. Char goes down and is knocked out cold. Harb, Drk, and IceWolf leave and the Neck Cybers and Char are unconcious. GUNN and Yuri walk up the ramp and GUNN goes to the back but Yuri says he will be there in a sec. Yuri then
kneels by Charisma and starts hitting on the knocked out beauty.

"u know i think ur beeutifule and ur like a rose or a peech or a uhhhhhh rose" and he is feeling her up in the process. Just then Davey and AA wake up and grab Yuri who tries to squirm away but can't. Yuri is then SUPERBOMBED off the top of the ramp to the steel concrete floor. YURI HAS BEEN KILLED BY THE NECK CYBERS!!! The crowd is going NUTS!!!"

Ambulance Footage
As Heat comes back from commercial, Yuri is being loaded up into a ambulance. Yuri is dead.

G Incgnito vs. DuaneGillF

Easy squash match for G. G opens up giving a massive beating to poor old Duane. G is about to put him in the Salinas Pepper (liontamer) but he drops him and walks out of the ring, throwing his hands in the air. He seems to be mad at something. Duane wins by countout.

MBibby316 Interview
Bibby comes out and says he is ready to "kill GX like KENNY!!". JimmyXCite comes out and says that he and Bibby have some problems and it is time for Bibby to get a lesson in ass whippin. Bibby replies, "FUCK YOU TREEHUGGER YOUR MOM IS A FAT WHORE WHO I FUCKED AND UHHHHHH YOUR A TREEHUGGER AND UHHHHH YOUR MOM IS FAT AND I FUCKED HER YOU TREEHUGGER!!". Jimmy then challenges Bibby to a match at SLOP Bottom. Bibby says, "FUCK YOU I AM TOUGH AND I
WILL FIGHT YOU AND BEAT YOU LIKE CARTMAN BEATS MR HANKY!!!".

Norman Smiley vs. Sammo Hung
A return match from Smelly Game. Norman takes control early with a dropkick which sends Sammo flying over the top. Norman runs off the apron on too Sammo with a clothesline. Norman braks into a fierce version of the ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE. Norman then launches Sammo back in the ring and dives over the top with a shoulderblock. Cue ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE. Norman wth a boot to the face. ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE. Norman with a snap suplex. ASS TAPPING
PORN DANCE. Norman with a arm drag. ASS TAPPING PORN DANCE. Norman then slaps on the most dreaded submission manuever known to man. the ASS TAPPING PORN LOCK (Ben opponent over, grab his hair, shake your hips, spank his ass). Sammo submitted immediately.

DesDev vs. Jobber4WCW
Before the match, Des said that at SLOP Bottom he will be facing Foleyite in a "loser must watch a whole episode of Rosie O'Donnell" match. Des said that the worst punishment you can give a man is to give Cunnilingus to Rosie but watching her show is Number 2.

Folepack came out and Jobber ran to the ring to get a early advantage. It didn't work because Des caught Jobber and threw him against the ropes and gave him a monster lariat. He immediately put him into the Rosiebuster and pinned him 123.

Des left the ring area and then the blasted. Music that could only mean one thing........ "IF YOU WANT A CAR OR TRUCK GO SEE CAL, IF YOU WANNA SAVE A BUCK GO SEE CAL, IF YOUR SHORT ON CASH GO SEE CAL, TROUBLE'S OVER IN A FLASH GO SEE CAL, I WILL STAND UPON ME HEAD TO BEAT DEALS, I WILL STAND UPON MY HEAD TILL MY EARS ARE TURNING RED, GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL!!!"

CAL WORTHINGTON AND CRAZY GIDEON RAN DOWN!!!

The Folepack was scared. Foleyite threw Miss T0Y and Jobber into Cal and Crazy. Immediately they destroyed them. Cal DDTed Jobber threw a Isuzu Rodeo winshield. Crazy Gideon then took T0Y and rammed her head into a dishwasher. DOA, W4, and Foley made there way back to the entrance way.

DaveyDog30, AAisWAR, Charisma93 Interview
AA got on the mic and said that Yuri will be taken care of later on but they are going to deal with Harb, Drk, and IceWolf. Davey got on the mic and challenged Harb, Drk, and IceWolf to a 6 Man Mixed Tag Match. After Davey called out the trio they came out and agreed. Harb then said that Ice will take on Mags tomorrow to show the NCers and Char how good she is.

DaveyDog30 vs. BackIsDrk
Davey already had a match with Drk scheduled beforehand. the match was faced paced. Davey had control early after hitting a Plancha. Drk regained control with a piledriver and threw Davey over the top. he then leaped over the top with a pescado. They both exchanged punches back in the ring. Drk went for a DVD but Davey reversed it into a SLOP DROP!!! THE MOST FAMOUS MOVE IN GX HISTORY. Davey went for the cover but Harb and Ice ran in and started
beating on Davey. AA and Char ran in and the brawl was on. Just then THE GO SEE CAL THEME STARTED AGAIN.
CAL AND CRAZY RAN DOWN BUT THE SHOW ENDED RIGHT THERE.

Be sure to look for Monday Sloptro tomorrow.