After petitioning by millions of GXers round the globe, GX has finally been granted there very own TV shows, Sloppy Night Heat and Monday Sloptro. Every two weeks they get a PPV too. So tonight I will post the results of Sloppy Night Heat.
Sloppy Night Heat Opening
Sloppy Night Heat opens with a video montage for the upcoming "SLOPivor Series: Smelly Game" which is a tournament for the "GX World Unified Western States International Championship Title Gold". The video is as follows:
Announcer: "No Field <shows picture of football field>, No Cheerleaders<shows picture of 4 cheerleaders>, No Clean Water <shows video of man vomiting next to drinking fountain>, No GAP <shows picture of semen soaked dress>, and especially NO NECKS <shows picture of GUNN>"
Singers: "CAUSE ITS A SMELLY GAME!!!!"
Very touching.
The pyros then go off as the official GX announcers Jim Ross and Uncle Cletus hype the show and the Pay Per View immediately following Smelly Game.
Norman Smiley vs. ABaker1011
ABaker immediately attacks Norman and tries to put Smiley into a "FlapLicker" (Flatliner) but Norman hits him with a stiff elbow and follows up with a lariat. Norman hits his double underhook backbreaker and slaps on a Boston Crab for the easy submission victory. The crowd gives a great pop for Norman as they start chanting "TIGHT ORANGE TRUNKS!!! TIGHT ORANGE TRUNKS!!!".
DaveyDog30 and AAisWAR Interview
DaveyDog and AAisWAR come out for a interview. Davey first says that
he wants that he helped form GX and it would only be fitting that he win
the Gold tonight. He then said if he meets up with AAisWAR in the finals
he will put their friendship aside and beat the hell out of him. Davey then
said that he is going to strap on the NC Lock on anyone that crosses his
path friend or foe because he is seeing one color tonight: Gold. AA then
got on the mic
and said that he is going to be Champ tonight and after he gets the belt
that He and Davey will win those Tag Titles the next night on Monday Sloptro.
AA then asked FirstSkorp sexual questions as it cut to commercial.
W46578 vs. WWF DLO
W4 got control early with a flying shoulderblock and started to talk
to his hands. He then screamed on the mic, "SPEAK TO ME DOUBLE U FOUREYORS!!!!!"
which got a highly negative reaction. As W4 wondered why the negativity
WWF DLO hit a leg lariat and followed up with a Running Lyger Bomb. WWF
DLO then hit a flying elbowdrop and then a Soviet Suplex to set up his Lo
Down. Foleyite then came out to help his fellow Folepack member by bashing
WWF DLO
with a chair causing a DQ.
Folepack Interview
Foleyite got on the mic and talked about the resurgence of GX since his
arrival. Then he said he would announce the next Folepack member later in
the show to accompany him and W4 in the taking over of GX. RickyardoX then
came out and said he was wrongfully ousted from Folepack. GHarb then came
out and said he is sick of Rick's whining and if he doesn't win his match
with Jobber4WCW at the PPV then he is OUT of GX. Jim Ross then said, "He's
your son
you rotund demon" for no reason.
WWFGdfthr vs. BladeWKO (w/ WKOPelley)
WWFGdfthr came out and said that he would offer these boys his hoes but they would be done quicker then Hulk Hogan in a Big Japan Death Match. Gdfthr then scooped up BladeWKO and hit a Death Valley Driver and securing the pinfall. WKOPelley then ran in only to get DVDed immediately.
Jushin Liger and El Samurai vs. Sammo Hung and DOASkull
Sammo started early on Samurai with some hard kicks to the stomach followed
by a fatboy sidekick which staggered Samurai to the mat. Samurai made the
tag to Liger who hit a koppo kick out of nowhere seizing control on the
big martial artist. Liger worked over Sammo's arm with a full arm drag and
twist. Tony Schiavone was immediately escorted out. Sammo made the tag to
DOA who hit Liger with a vertical suplex followed by a piledriver. DOA then
went for his patented Hawaii 5-0 Finisher but was thwarted by Liger who
hit him with a quick palm thrust and made the hot tag. Samurai cleaned house
on both men hitting Sammo with a release German Suplex and then giving a
somersault tope to DOA who was outside the ring. Then Foleyite and W4 came
out with chairs and cleaned house on everyone EXCEPT DOA. They then offered
DOA a Folepack T-Shirt which he accepted. Foleyite then announced he would
have
one more member added to the Folepack at the PPV.