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Sloppy Night Heat
06/06/99
Live from the GX Arena in Bitters, Arkansas.

DaveyDog30 (With Charisma93) Interview
Davey said he didn't want to wait another week to face DesDev for the Intercontinentally challenged belt. Des appeared on the GodwinnTron and said that he'd gladly face Davey tonight with the belt on the line. Davey then said that was good, since he wanted to face Des for the belt tonight. Des replied that he knew Davey wanted to face him for the belt tonight, since he already stated so.

Des: "Your line,Davey."

Davey: "Oh. Well Des, you better come prepared. Because now with Charisma at my side, there's NO CHANCE IN HELL you'll retain your worthless GX title, BOY."

Des: "Well, let's just say that you won't be able to toy around with me tonight."

Davey: "......"

Des: "T0Y, that was your cue."

T0Y: "That's right!!!!!! Char and Mr. Dog? Oh you are so disgusting! Dog, you've been trying to get with me for weeks now, and I don't go in for those kind of sexual shenanigans, Buster Brown! And Char, we all know why you beat me to become the first Womyns champ now,don't we?"

Char: "Because Davey booked it? Get over it, whore. Besides, you kissed Foleyite's ass more than I ever could."

Des: "Yes, perhaps I did brown nose a bit too much."

Char: "Not you. T0Y."

Des: "Oh."

KOTD Report
Gene Okerlund made his GX debut, and went over the KOTD card, which has a "sellout capacity crowd", according to "Mean Gene". Gene then said that GX fans should donate to the Alberta Children's Hospital in honor of Owen Hart. He also said he'd appreciate it more if GX fans donated to the Mean Gene Fund. Gene needs a new liver and is trying to remove the bronze paint from his head and will need laser surgery to do it. Anyway, that KOTD Card goes a
little something like this:

DOAskull
JimmyXite

Mr. ANTI
(Winner of the W46578-ROMER match on 06/07 Sloptro)

"Handsome" Steven Hovis
(Winner of G Incognto-Ben Bibby match on 06/07 Sloptro)

GHarb77
DrkIsSOP

In non-tournament matches:

World champion MrPerfectn vs. BAHUMUTH
Intercontinentally challenged champ DesDev vs. DaveyDog30

DrkIsSOP & "Handsome" Steven Hovis (With LadyJ68795943) Interview
Drk came out and whined about going from being the World champion and leader of the SOPs to a mid-carder, thanks to BAHU's Posse. Hovis nodded and smiled, while eating poundcake. Drk claimed that W4 and The Pumpkin Express "sold their souls" by joining BAHU's group. As Hovis inhaled sone Cheese Nips, Drk claimed that he and Hovis were the last of a dying breed. The crowd totally got behind the once-despised mega-heel Drk, and cheered the lovable
fatass Hovis as he ate a cow. Drk and Hovis then bragged about cyber-double-teaming LadyJ5962962 to a HUGELY negative response. Will they ever learn?

Drk: "The SOPs didn't get the job done in killing GX, but the SOPs are a thing of the past. Hovis and I will be at King of the Dong, and we WILL get the respect we deserve from you idiots by taking that crown. And one last thing, it's not DrkIsSOP, it's TonyIsDrk."

LadyJ5757265896592596 hugged the cyber-players and whispered something in Drk's ear. Drk had a shocked look on his face, as they went to commercial.

DOAskull vs. Norman Smiley
The two-time Sloppy Award Winner was on fire in this match. Skull took Smiley down with a drop toehold and followed up with an impressive bulldog. As Skull made the lateral press, W46578 appeared at ringside with an old Folepack shirt. W4 teased a face turn by putting the shirt on, but ripped the shirt up Hulkamania-style afterwards. Skull left the ring to chase W4, but was clotheslined by the Posse's JimmyXite as he turned a corner. Mr. ANTI
came running from the back with a handful of feces and ran Jimmy off. W4 attempted a clothesline on the outside but was backdropped by Skull into the steel haybales. Skull slid back into the ring, ducked a Smiley elbow and hit the Ass Tapper with the HAWAIIAN PUNCH. Skull pinned Smiley for the win. The two-time Sloppy Award Winner is definitely a favorite to win the 8-man King of the Dong tourney on June 13.

KaneRobot vs. Ryan911IsJokeInYo'Town
Ryan19Naughty3 came to the ring without his fellow Pumpkin Express members The Sax and Bibby, and pissed the crowd off with his horrible mic work.

RyanSiiiiixteeenCandles: "Kaney, or should I say Kane SCUM Robot! We put your butt-buddy Mek out, and TPE is gonna kick your BUTT next!"

Kane, disguised as a GX cameraman, clotheslined Ryan5Months2Weeksand3daysinthelifeofArrestedDevelopment from behind and chokeslammed him to a huge pop. As Kane signalled for the L.O.B, The Sax entered the ring and hit Kane with one of those inflatable Dodger bats. Kane turned around, unaffected and picked The Sax up by the throat, as Ryan101Dalmations headbutted Kane's back. The two members of the Pumpkin Express beat on Kane and mocked his love of
Hanson music, as Kane punched the mat. Gang beatings and/or rapings make Kane emotional.

Live Footage of MekZhaoyun in Hospital
Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" plays, as footage of KaneRobot and MekZhaoyun frolicing through the streets of Bitters is shown. As the song fades out, Mek is seen LIVE in a hospital bed with his head bandaged up and his penis erect.

Nurse: "There you go, Mr. Zhaoyun. And .."

Doctor: "I'll take it from here, nurse."

Mek: "Why would my doctor have a Chinese accent..NO!!!"

Doctor: "Ching chow pa,Mek!!!!!!!"

::Bibby puts gloves on and begins spanking Mek to the beat of Bananarama's "Venus"::

Bibby: "I got these gloves free with my toilet brush!"

Reverend (?) G Incognto Interview
G shocked the crowd by informing everyone that as of June 3, he is a legally ordained minister and can perform weddings anytime, anyplace. Why are you giving me that look? That's all he said. It'll be relevant eventually. Trust me.

Intercontinentally challenged champion DesDev vs. DaveyDog30 (With Charisma93)
Des came out primed and ready to defend his title against his former friend Davey. Before the match started, Des yelled "I AM RIGHT!" and pointed to the ceiling. "No Chance in Hell" started up, but Davey did not come out. Des looked quite puzzled. The theme started up again, and three minutes later..still no Davey. Davey and Charisma then appeared on the GodwinnTron.

Davey: "Now now, Des-man. I said I didn't WANT to wait until Sunday to face you for your title. But I'm afraid I have to. I already have some plans, and they don't involve any of you lowly GXers."

Charisma: "It's Aladdin night!"

Davey: "As our good friend down there in the ring and his paralyzed little buddy would say..you are right! AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Slop it, GX!"

Drunk Guy In Crowd: "TAKE YOUR ALADDIN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU TURNCOATS"

WCWSchvnne: "UNBELIEVABLE! Davey and Char have stooped to new lows! FANS, WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!!! JOIN US TOMORROW FOR SLOPTRO!!!!!! TWO MORE KOTD QUALIFIERS AND A HUGE TAG TEAM MAIN EVENT! DAVEY AND JIMMY TAKE ON DES AND HARB!!!"

FUSS: "and I understand we will here MOre from the POSSE and get an update on fopllleyite's condition"

WCWSchvnne: "Someone needs to take that jezebel Charisma to the woodshed. If she's wearing a CSG skirt, I'd like to be the person taking her to the woodshed. I'd sit her up on a table. Start taking off her kneehi--"

FUSS: "WeRe still on"

WCWSchvnne: "....."

FUSS: "fANs idl ike to paoplloagize fOr SChiavonnys coMMetns"

WCWSchvnne: "...."

[Fade to black.]