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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 4:52 pm    Post subject: Adrian Balboa Will Have Her Revenge on KaneRobot Reply with quote

While in Philadelphia today I stopped at a few locations used during the filming of Rocky. I saw Mick's gym & the pet shop, Rocky's apartment, etc.

I then drove over to the graveyard where they had Adrian's tombstone from the sixth film displayed.

http://i.imgur.com/M7UhR4r.jpg

I decided I would get down and take a goofy picture next to it. It had been raining all day and the ground was pretty slippery. So as I knelt down, I sort of braced myself on the headstone. Then this happened.

http://i.imgur.com/CTbjYAL.jpg

Despite the fact that it's not a real grave and the headstone was not attached to the base (much to my surprise), the headstone itself was very real and was so heavy I could not lift it back up onto the base. So I did what any adult in this situation would do: quickly walked to my car and got the fuck out of there. I guess I'll call them later and apologize or something.

I am a real piece of shit.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what she gets, for selling turtle food with more moths than flies.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel like I should bring fake flowers to her fake grave when I go back tomorrow.

Although with my luck I'll end up just getting explosive diarrhea while I'm standing over it. Yo Adrian, I shit it.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KaneRobot wrote:
Although with my luck I'll end up just getting explosive diarrhea while I'm standing over it. Yo Adrian, I shit it.


You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap wet, gooey thunder!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love a happy ending.

http://i.imgur.com/ot5Y5Qf.jpg

(not pictured: me jerking off onto the headstone)
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was anyone yelling at the tombstone "Down! Down! Stay down!"?

Did you give a small headshake of disbelief when you saw it was back up?
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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Accurate representation of an action 10 times more forceful than what I did when the thing fell over:


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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Time to photoshop this old classic.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPDATED ROCKY UNIVERSE RANKINGS

1. Rocky
2. Rocky II
3. Rocky III
4. Creed
5. Creed II
6. Rocky Balboa
7. Rocky IV





8. Rocky V
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also burst out laughing in the theater when Adrian's grave was shown because I thought of this thread and I felt like a sociopath.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the granite tombstone fell over, I was in the corner growling "Stay down, rock!"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Foleyite wrote:
UPDATED ROCKY UNIVERSE RANKINGS

1. Rocky
2. Rocky II
3. Rocky III
4. Creed
5. Creed II
6. Rocky Balboa
7. Rocky IV





8. Rocky V


SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. Rocky V is a masterpiece.


"You can tune a piano, you cannot TUNE a fish." - Rocky Balboa
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just some of Rocky V's greatness:
Quote:
Rocky: "Well, maybe I'll take you upstairs and violate you like a parking meter."

Adrian: "It'll cost you a quarter."

I was hoping that Rocky Balboa would show the sex that happened after Adrian had expired.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HelloDes wrote:
Just some of Rocky V's greatness:
Quote:
Rocky: "Well, maybe I'll take you upstairs and violate you like a parking meter."

Adrian: "It'll cost you a quarter."

I was hoping that Rocky Balboa would show the sex that happened after Adrian had expired.


Spring for the blu-ray, it's in the deleted scenes.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rocky V version of "Take You Back" is NOT available on any streaming services and I am currently OUTRAGED.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One day, a distant relative will be going through my Apple Data Cloud Historical Archive or whatever the fuck they have by then and will have the thought "Huh, he listened to a surprising amount of Frank Stallone".
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pushin'
Gettin' ready for the fight
Pushin'
Every day and night
Pushin'
Gettin' ready for the fight
Pushin'
Every day and night
Pushin'
Gettin' ready for the fight
Pushin'
Every day and night
One on one
Me and you
Got the moves
And I got you
On the night of the fire
It's just you and I
There's nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
In the heat of the night
It's when you deny
There's nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
Pushin
Pushin
Ready
Ready
Pushin'
Gettin' ready for the fight
Pushin'
Pushin'
Ready
Ready
Pushin
Gettin ready for the fight
Huh! Ha! Huh! Ha!
Huh! Ha! Huh! Ha!
Nowhere to hide
Huh! Ha! Huh! Ha!
Huh!
Huh! Ha! Huh! Ha!
Huh! Ha! Huh! Ha! Huh! Ha!
Huh! Ha!
Rocky...
Rocky...
Huh! Ha!
Rocky...
Huh! Ha!
Rocky...
I got you!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OFFICIAL ROCKY QUALITY ORDER:

Rocky Balboa

Rocky

Rocky III

Creed II

Rocky IV

Creed

Rocky II

Rocky Road Ice Cream

Rocky Marciano

Rocky Maivia

Porn Star Rocky Mountains

Mountain Range Rocky Mountains

That In Living Color parody of Rocky with Jim Carrey

80's WWF Jobber Tom "Rocky" Stone

That time Tony Rocky Horror is mentioned in Pulp Fiction

Rocky V Bootleg/"Director's Cut" which kinda-sorta has the beginnings of a sex scene between Rocky and his wife, along with placeholder music from Rocky IV and Burgess Meredith appearing as an apparition in the sky saying "beat the shit out of him" instead of Rocky just remembering him saying "get up you son of a bitch"

Rocky V


In other words...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Thanks for forgetting about me, ASSHOLE."


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