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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:19 pm    Post subject: Sweet little piss stream Reply with quote

Now we have a particular place to go.

And he's wee-wee ours.

So it's time for the dickwalk, because Johnny Pee Good.

Chuck Berry 1926-2017

(And if you know anything about Chuck's rap sheet, you know that no one this side of R. Kelly deserves this tribute more, or would enjoy it more.)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is the magnificent transcript of a videotape that takes place in a bathtub and reportedly features a 60-ish Chuck Berry.

CHUCK BERRY [allegedly, of course]: Are you bathing?

BLONDE WHITE FEMALE GROUPIE: Yes.

You gotta get clean.

Yes, I do.

You like to stay clean, donít you?

Yes, I do.

You really do.

Mm-hmm.

Iíll give you somethiní to bathe for. You know that? [stands up over her] Iím-a give you somethiní to bathe for. See this here? [wiggles his dick]

Yes.

Yeah? Thatís what you bathe with.

It is?

Kiss it. Kiss it. Again. Suck on it. You my girl?

Yes.

You love me?

Yes.

Very much?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm? Iíll bet you do.

I do.

Well... You really love me? [begins pissing on her face]

[she gasps, surprised] I really love you.

Yeah? Put your hands down by your thighs. Take it. [she continues gasping as he continues pissing] Take it. Take it. Take it. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. [sound of piss gurgling into her mouth, then Berry unleashes a loud, long fart] You can smell my fart. Piss on ya, thatís what Iím doiní. Pissiní all over you. Mm-hmm. You love me?

Yes.

Tell me you love me.

I love you.

Alright, then, drink my piss. Drink my piss. [grabs towel and hands it to her]

Dry yourself off. Clean yourself off. Howís that piss taste, hmm?

Bitter?

Alright, alright, alright? Tastes bitter, doesnít it? Itís salty, yeah, I know.

Yes.

You drank my piss.

Yes, I did.

Yeah. Suck this. SUCK IT. [sheís sucking and gasping and grunting as if in pain] Here, clean yourself. Clean that piss out of your eyes. Poor sugar, little baby. Whatís the matter, baby? Did I piss in your eyes?

Yes.

Did I piss in your eyes? Iím sorry. Thereís piss all over your neck and your hair. But you love me.

I love you.

I wonít betray you. I wonít betray you ever. Believe it. [leans in to kiss her, then stops] I canít kiss you, your face smells like piss.

I know.

Iím sorry. Clean yourself off. Take a shower. [he walks out of the tub as she turns on the faucet to clean herself]

FIN




Or if you don't want to read, then watch.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HmeLARiZiA
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well shit, I've used "you can smell my fart" in every sexual encounter I've ever had. Do I need to give credit to Chuck Berry now?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First, everybody rips the guys' songs off, now you rip off his fartplay. For shame.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little-Known Rock N Roll Fact: Chuck Berry tried to avoid taking the blame for his noxious beef farts by writing the song "Nadine (Is It You?)"

For further proof that Chuck was a brown eye rancid man, you'll find it right here.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Came here for "you can smell my fart" and that's all. Since I have nothing to add I guess I'll just laugh at Brad Maddox shoving his camera in Xavier Woods' taint again.
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